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Ravens at Christmas! It's like tea and biscuits! Buy a shirt!

It's you and yourself, curled up by the fire. What could go wrong?

Let's all get diabetes!

Your number is finally up. Enjoy the ride.

Harvest!

Social media is rotting your brain! Unplug yourself. Buy a shirt, then go hiking. Why not? Your dog while thank you. Bark once for yes.

What time is it? Five minutes past Phoenix Lights! Come on over, Tammy!

Some doors should remain closed.

The birthplace of pasta! The heart of the Amazon! The gateway to China!

Hey, it's the future, and we're all suddenly extinct. Yawn! What happened? Why didn't you text me?

Lute lovin' is lute livin'!

One little sprinkle and it's suddenly the 80s again! What a time to not be alive!

Just follow your proboscis to Medieval flavor excitement!

Are you from here? Why not by a shirt? Are you from somewhere else? That's fine, too.

Now that you've finally seen him in action, you're probably not scared of the forest anymore, are you?

Micro-plastics getting you down? Simply mutate, relax, and enjoy yourself. We're all going to the same place!

Tommy has new friends now. They're having him for dinner! Isn't that nice?

When you're old and scared, and you feel the darkness approaching, it's time to buy a shirt!

In the end, we're all going to the same place.

If it's Shark Week, then I've got goblins in my goggles, and giggles in my Google-pants.

Another day, another cadaver...

Let your best friends know that you're always thinking of them!

This man is doing a very poor job of sitting on a wall. God help us all.

Just pretend you aren't home. Failing that, suggest cards or dice, or even a nice round of Charades. And don't drink too much, or you may fall for the usual trickery...

"The Truth is in Here."

While in Rome, why not offer yourself as a sacrifice to an ancient deity?

Call the operator! Call 9-1-1! The telephone is acting funny...

It's time to let loose with this durante of colorful thugs.

When visiting the Azores, why not travel aboard the prestigious Mary Celeste?

Go west, sailor, and buy an Alberta shirt!

the 16th Annual Cabeza Foot Race!

The Invaders will live inside of you!

Hop on the yolk train!

Love runs smooth like canola oil in Canada's sweet honeypot!

By God, get the shirt!

Remember, kids--You can't go home again!