Cyborg One

Lives in constant fear of caffeine withdrawal headaches. Very sensitive about greying hair.

Habitat: trees and bushes. Favorite film: tie between Annie and The Land Before Time.

a.k.a. The Urban Centipede. Surprisingly beneficial? Yup. Compound eyes? You know it! Notorious dine-and-dash perpetrator.

Habitat: trees and bushes. Favorite film: tie between Annie and The Land Before Time.

a.k.a. The Urban Centipede. Surprisingly beneficial? Yup. Compound eyes? You know it! Notorious dine-and-dash perpetrator.

a.k.a. The Urban Centipede. Surprisingly beneficial? Yup. Compound eyes? You know it! Notorious dine-and-dash perpetrator.

Yes, this godawful thing actually existed. From the Middle Jurassic Period (approx. -160 million years ago). Probably an H.G. Wells martian? Avid bookkeeper, diarist.

Yes, this godawful thing actually existed. From the Middle Jurassic Period (approx. -160 million years ago). Probably an H.G. Wells martian? Avid bookkeeper, diarist.

Lives in constant fear of caffeine withdrawal headaches. Very sensitive about greying hair.

Lives in constant fear of caffeine withdrawal headaches. Very sensitive about greying hair.

Yes, this godawful thing actually existed. From the Middle Jurassic Period (approx. -160 million years ago). Probably an H.G. Wells martian? Avid bookkeeper, diarist.

Unknowable ancient being from the ancient Cambrian Period. Owned zero collectables. Would have loved Flashdance.

a.k.a. The Urban Centipede. Surprisingly beneficial? Yup. Compound eyes? You know it! Notorious dine-and-dash perpetrator.

Habitat: trees and bushes. Favorite film: tie between Annie and The Land Before Time.

Lives in constant fear of caffeine withdrawal headaches. Very sensitive about greying hair.

Habitat: trees and bushes. Favorite film: tie between Annie and The Land Before Time.

Unknowable ancient being from the ancient Cambrian Period. Owned zero collectables. Would have loved Flashdance.

Unknowable ancient being from the ancient Cambrian Period. Owned zero collectables. Would have loved Flashdance.

Unknowable ancient being from the ancient Cambrian Period. Owned zero collectables. Would have loved Flashdance.

Yes, this godawful thing actually existed. From the Middle Jurassic Period (approx. -160 million years ago). Probably an H.G. Wells martian? Avid bookkeeper, diarist.

Perpetual tourist. Has a food criticism blog. Mildly patronizing.

Perpetual tourist. Has a food criticism blog. Mildly patronizing.

Perpetual tourist. Has a food criticism blog. Mildly patronizing.

Perpetual tourist. Has a food criticism blog. Mildly patronizing.

Enjoys: shopping for leftover Halloween goods on October 1st, firm handshakes.

Enjoys: shopping for leftover Halloween goods on October 1st, firm handshakes.

Enjoys: shopping for leftover Halloween goods on October 1st, firm handshakes.

Enjoys: shopping for leftover Halloween goods on October 1st, firm handshakes.

Hobbies: weightlifting, orienteering, amateur mycology.

Hobbies: weightlifting, orienteering, amateur mycology.

Hobbies: weightlifting, orienteering, amateur mycology.

Hobbies: weightlifting, orienteering, amateur mycology.

Likes: vegetables, online dating, staying up late. Dislikes: loud noises.

Likes: vegetables, online dating, staying up late. Dislikes: loud noises.

Likes: vegetables, online dating, staying up late. Dislikes: loud noises.

Likes: vegetables, online dating, staying up late. Dislikes: loud noises.