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The Dog Gets Mighty Jealous. We've all been there.

"He was in a manner, a literary ghoul, feeding in the charnel house of decayed literature" -Washington Irving

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Get Scared. Get Smarter. Seriously, what more could you want?

-Those June nights on the Riviera, where we sat 'neath the shimmering skies! Moonlight bathing in the Mediterranean! We were young, gay, reckless! The night I drank champagne from your slipper - two quarts. It would have held more, but you were wearing inner soles! Oh, Hildegarde! -My name is Suzanna! -Let's not quibble. It's enough that you've wrecked something fine and beautiful...

You've left out a Hungerdunger!

St. George met an erudite dragon, and they made a plan...

The best scapegoats always seem to show up when they're least wanted.

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Are you a quarantined scholar during the COVID-19 pandemic? Own it! Be an Erudite Troglodyte.

The Four Just Men will right the wrongs in the British Parliament. But they won't do it in any way that you expect...

The loveliest among us can harbor the deepest darkness.

Just because you work in the dark doesn't mean you shouldn't have some recognition.

Go on an adventure with Phileas Fogg!

Conan the Cimmerian. Live the legend.

Bambi. The book is better than the movie. Live the reality.

Stow yer weapons and take a voyage with Long John Silver and crew.

There's nothing like a good ghost story! The Turn of the Screw is one of the best!

We're off to see the Wizard! Even though he is a bit of a phony, right?

Was P.G. Wodehouse the greatest British humorist? Yes. On further contemplation...definitely.

The ghosts of old lovers. Always keeping us up nights.

Polish all the stuff you steal. It's just good manners. Which can pay off from time to time.

Fine art aficionado. Master of disguise. Jewelry expert. Historian. Gentleman. Burglar. Be the Lupin.

Captain Nemo and his Nautilus. Dude, don't mess.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife...

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“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown” - H.P. Lovecraft

The dead do not sleep in Denmark. Come and join them.

“A weary pilgrimage amongst hints for nightmares.” Marlowe. Kurtz. Join them, and become a legend.

Huckleberry Finn is the original American maverick. He chooses the things that feel the most comfortable for him, regardless of what others may say. But when he is forced to flee his home, and comes into company with Jim, a runaway slave, his sound heart collides with his ill-trained conscience. Together, Huck and Jim journey down the Mississippi River, on an odyssey that has become one of the finest American Classics in the world of literature.

1757: The fate of North America is in the hands of the French, the British and the Native Americans. Each party weaves their warlike paths in this tapestry of adventure. Meet Hawkeye, Uncas and Chingatchgook – each a stealthy iron-browed warrior of the mystifying forest. Discover the unscrupulous and sinister Magua, banished and determined to become the leader of his people.

Join the creatures born of nightmares.

Prince John has assembled a collection of avaricious nobles to take control of England while Richard the Lionhearted is imprisoned in Austria. Join the forces of Ivanhoe, Robin Hood, and others in resisting the oppressive regime!

Legends tell of an unknown, hidden country where King Solomon's treasure is secreted. Many have searched for Solomon's diamonds and have never returned from their mysterious journey. Wear your adventure on your sleeve, and tell your friends about your amazing adventures!

Trust. Betrayal. Revenge. The Count of Monte Cristo is quintessential masterpiece of Alexandre Dumas. Now, you can show your friends what's on your mind. I mean, revenge has its place in literature, right? So, wear it with pride!