Christine aka stine1

Design mit einer grummeligen und verschlafenen gezeichneten Eule und der klaren Ansage "Der frühe Vogel kann mich mal!". Hier ist kein frühes Aufstehen angesagt, schönes Geschenk für Langschläfer und Morgenmuffel mit Humor. Design von Christine aka stine1. Passende Geschenkidee nicht nur zu Weihnachten oder zum Geburtstag, passt das ganze Jahr für Leute, die lustige Sprüche und Eulen mögen. Und wer schläft nicht gerne mal länger?

Der frühe Vogel fängt den Wurm? Nein, der frühe Vogel (Herrchen und Frauchen) geht erstmal mit dem Hund raus und eine Runde Gassi. schließlich muss die Fellpfote ja erst mal auf die Toilette. Da ist nichts mit Ausschlafen oder lange liegenbleiben. Wer seinen Hund liebt, der geht morgens in aller Früher erstmal Spazieren. Ob um den Block oder einmal über die Wiese jagen spielt keine Rolle - alle Hundis und Wauwis wollen morgens erstmal raus und ihr Geschäft verrichten. Wochenende? Feiertage? Egal...

A funny hot air balloon meme on apparel. Hop onto the air balloon and power it with your farts instead of gas. Blue text and cute cartoon balloon.

Behind my sunglasses I am secretely judging you and checking you out. You cannot see me behind my shades while I am rolling my eyes at you and your behaviour.

Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating cookies! Moms and Dads know it, it is useless to vacuum clean or wipe anything clean or tidy up. It's clutter, crumbs and socks everywhere within seconds! No one will tell you the truth when you are expecting and pregant. You will find out yourself soon enough, your home will never be clean and tidy again! Let this be your warning...

Disco makes me happy... Humans, not so much! Funny Design with pink Mirror Ball

Cucumbers make me happy... Humans, not so much! You do not need to be a cucumber farmer to love this design. Are cucumbers your favourite sex toy, maybe? Are you a vegan who loves eating cucumbers or pickles? Endless possibilities of being sarcastic!

My Dad makes me happy... other Humans, not so much! design for proud sons and daughters. Kids and children can show their appreciation for their father not only on Father's Day. Original design by Christine aka stine1. Also shows other stupid people, that you secretly dislike or hate them.

Diamonds make me happy... Humans, not so much!

Black typography design with phrase "I like my bed but I'd rather be in yours", suitable for men, women and babies alike who need some snuggles, cuddles, kisses and hugs under the blanket.

Canada makes me Happy... Humans, not so much! So please leave and leave me the hell alone in my favorite country, thank you!

Birds make me happy. You, not so much! Humorous Design for bird lovers and ornithologists who love being sarcastic and a bit snarky.

Black Friday makes me happy. You, not so much! Humorous Design for Shopping lovers who love being sarcastic and a bit snarky.

Bunnies make me happy. You, not so much! Humorous Design for rabbit lovers who love being sarcastic and a bit snarky.

Apple Pie make me happy. You, not so much! Humorous Design for Apple Pie lovers who love being sarcastic and a bit snarky.

Beards make me happy. You, not so much! Humorous Design for beard lovers who love being sarcastic and a bit snarky.

This Year instead of Gifts I am giving everyone my Opinion. Get excited! White Typography on black Background

Coffee, coffee, coffee. Everyone shut up. Coffee. A Haiku for Mornings.

Social distancing lesson in times of a global pandemic virus outbreak: If you can smell my fart we are not far enough apart! So keep your 6ft or 2m distance to help save lives.