Badpun by Feeank

Now, a warning

I'm going into the kitchen and see to it that the cheese dip doesn't crawl out of the dish

The Young Woman in the Woods watches over young children that wander into the forest looking for game, she makes sure they don't get lost and get back home safely after they find her shack. Thank you Young Woman in the Woods

Creepy Guy looks like a regular guy, but when you approach him he raises his hand, points at you and shrieks like some kind of pod people

Esta fué la noticia po si ti va

Movement is never mute. It is a language. It's a series of energetic shapes written in the air like words forming sentences. Like poems. Like prayers.

Good Night Ladies and Gentlemen

Almost done. Just one more.

My pixelated body is no longer his temple!

I want you to know something. I have never blamed you for leaving me. I always knew it was her. She’s a woman. A woman, Ernest. From Newark, for God’s sake.

I'm tellin' ya, honey, she meant nothin' to me. Nothin' at all!

Thank the heavens VHS tapes have become obsolete

In the Classic Monster department, you can't beat The Bride

Veréis un lujoso banquete, no comáis ni bebáis nada, absolutamente nada, os va la vida en ello

One, Two Dream-Fiend's coming for you

"...Your closet opens and your honestly hopin' that he won't hear a sound but that's when you know that he's around...."

"Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie 35 feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds."

Poor rodent fella, she's a mean one. Girls + Red serie 3 of 4

Lord Summerisle would later move on from good ole' sun worshipping into a Symphonic Heavy Metal career.

Girls + Red serie 4 of 4 A bucket of pig's blood will turn your prom queen into your worst nightmare

We're still recovering from this plot twist

She's a Killer (May) Queen

The most sinister woman to dance on the face of the earth