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Just think, in ten years you can wear this at your reunion and impress everyone with how far you've come since 1987!

Isn't it always the way? You have years ahead of you, and then the city's computer forces you to age prematurely and run rather than face Carousel! If we've heard it once...

Relive the days when you caught the Band That Played California Lady on tour, before they recorded Rhode Island Lady! Good times...

Are you a true connoisseur of mall dining? Enjoy your meal, but get out as soon as you can before the security robots laser you to pieces. Have a nice day!

Whether you're a ninja, a rock-and-roll band member, or just a guy looking for his father, we are all trying to achieve world peace. Let your friends forever know where you stand!

It's perfect for us. A small family place, good food. Everyone minds his business. Perfect. They've got an old-fashioned toilet. You know, the box and the chain thing.

Some decisions are easy.

Show the world a sign that you have a big heart, and this is no Valentine Bluff, even if it may sound like a ballad from long time ago!

Show your school pride, and remember...your principal loves you!

Show your school pride, and remember...your principal loves you!

When a stranger calls, don't SCREAM. Just answer the question and everything will... probably still not be okay.

Hack the Planet! Show the world that you're cool enough to hang out at Cyberdelia and take down a Gibson.

It's a pretty easy job. Just tow some cars around the Haddonfield area and otherwise the day is yours. Just keep an eye out for escapees from Smith's Grove, they love mechanic's jumpsuits.

What do you do with those hobgoblins? They're over here, they're over there...but now the movie's over, so stay in your seat!

They're over here, they're over there!

They're over here, they're over there!

Show the world you're a hardbitten, take-no-nonsense kind of guy with this catch-all way to start off every conversation. Even if a creep calls you in the middle of the night, you'll know just what to say!

"It's not cranberry sauce!" You'll be saying that again and again - just like Terry Simmons (or is it Todd Simmons?) - at Thanksgiving dinner with that perfect turkey and something that definitely ISN'T cranberry sauce!

Just in case you didn't know what the word meant, the trailer told you. And now you can tell everyone else!

There's something familiar in this pattern. It reminds us of Friday the 13th spent at summer camp, and the lingering refrain...Jason Lives...

That crazy creature is on the loose, but while you try to track it down, don't forget to keep watching the skies!

That crazy creature is on the loose, but while you try to track it down, don't forget to keep watching the skies!

"Let sleeping corpses lie," that's our motto! Our new sonic system eliminates pests, and has no effect on the nervous system of humans...or the dead at the Manchester Morgue. Trust us!

Before you start playing the smooth sounds of KAB from the top of the world, you'll have to get past this warning. Don't worry, just keep an eye out for The Fog.

Your mission: live long and prosper.

When you've got the right Stuff, you know that enough is never enough! Sweet, filling, and determined to take over the world - now THAT'S the Stuff!

When you need the soothing power of "tea, earl grey, hot" in a cup that won't spill when you hit an asteroid field at warp nine!

When the station is rocked by wormhole distortion, it's always the complicated orders that suffer. Keep that Klingon coffee safe, Ben!

75 years is a long time to be away from the comforts of home, but at least you can always have a strong cup of coffee to start your day of survival in space!

Nostalgia is a powerful force, whether it's for a favorite TV cartoon from your youth, or the eternal bond you share with your beloved sentient time machine.

All the players are here, so fasten your seat belts - it's going to be a bumpy night!

All the players are here, so fasten your seat belts - it's going to be a bumpy night!

Put your money on the box and do not fear!

"11:55. Almost midnight. Enough time for one more story. One more story before 12:00. Just to keep us warm." Peer through THE FOG and ponder whether all that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream!

Proclaim to one and all that you are a Dream Warrior!

It's funny...I would have pegged you for a Talamascan.