ATB Publishing

Are you a true connoisseur of mall dining? Enjoy your meal, but get out as soon as you can before the security robots laser you to pieces. Have a nice day!

Show the world a sign that you have a big heart, and this is no Valentine Bluff, even if it may sound like a ballad from long time ago!

Show your school pride, and remember...your principal loves you!

Show your school pride, and remember...your principal loves you!

When a stranger calls, don't SCREAM. Just answer the question and everything will... probably still not be okay.

It's a pretty easy job. Just tow some cars around the Haddonfield area and otherwise the day is yours. Just keep an eye out for escapees from Smith's Grove, they love mechanic's jumpsuits.

Show the world you're a hardbitten, take-no-nonsense kind of guy with this catch-all way to start off every conversation. Even if a creep calls you in the middle of the night, you'll know just what to say!

"It's not cranberry sauce!" You'll be saying that again and again - just like Terry Simmons (or is it Todd Simmons?) - at Thanksgiving dinner with that perfect turkey and something that definitely ISN'T cranberry sauce!

Just in case you didn't know what the word meant, the trailer told you. And now you can tell everyone else!

There's something familiar in this pattern. It reminds us of Friday the 13th spent at summer camp, and the lingering refrain...Jason Lives...

Return to a simpler time, when stories of the toxic apocalypse were "all true!"

That crazy creature is on the loose, but while you try to track it down, don't forget to keep watching the skies!

That crazy creature is on the loose, but while you try to track it down, don't forget to keep watching the skies!

"Let sleeping corpses lie," that's our motto! Our new sonic system eliminates pests, and has no effect on the nervous system of humans...or the dead at the Manchester Morgue. Trust us!

Before you start playing the smooth sounds of KAB from the top of the world, you'll have to get past this warning. Don't worry, just keep an eye out for The Fog.

When you've got the right Stuff, you know that enough is never enough! Sweet, filling, and determined to take over the world - now THAT'S the Stuff!

It's been a rough Night, maybe you should get to Willard right away!

Resolve disputes the Apocalyptic Alpha way, by making it very clear where you and your rival stand!

Have a bite at Beekman's! Open all Night!

Put your money on the box and do not fear!

"11:55. Almost midnight. Enough time for one more story. One more story before 12:00. Just to keep us warm." Peer through THE FOG and ponder whether all that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream!

Proclaim to one and all that you are a Dream Warrior!

It's the '80s...and the End of the World! Time to go to the mall and shop 'til you drop...from radiation poisoning!

It's funny...I would have pegged you for a Talamascan.

If Dr. Menard had only had a cell phone, he might have been able to send his famous message a bit more efficiently.

It's Halloween, you're stuck inside all night, and you could really use some coffee. Time to get a pot brewing and wait for the troopers to show up!

"No one lives any nearer than town. No one will come any nearer than that."

"No one lives any nearer than town. No one will come any nearer than that."

It's more a story with a ghost in it.