Art-Man

"There is only one way out. I must sleep -- sleep for a thousand years!"

“It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.” ― George Orwell, 1984

"Come with me, please!"

"I'll land secretly!"

Sweet rips.

Though Otter 841 is extremely adorable, she may get upset if you take her surfboard.

“I'll be coming for your love, okay?”

“The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.” ― William Gibson

...screaming in cursive.

"Some"

"We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." - Chuck Palahniuk

"This isn’t going to end well."

"Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing left to do."

Stay calm, stay clean, stay home, stay well.

Not to brag, but I don't need alcohol to send texts I regret.

"The farther one gets into the wilderness, the greater is the attraction of its lonely freedom." - Theodore Roosevelt

“Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.” - Bruce Lee

The only reason I go the extra mile is because I missed my off-ramp.

Pen and Ink, Photoshop.

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.” ― Charles Dickens

It's what kind of cereal you eat out of their skull.

Stay calm, stay clean, stay home, and stay well.

Happy sleepy time!

... It adds some flavor, but you don’t want to overdo it.

I don't see what you did there.

Fore!

"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." - David Lynch

Sports and life are passions, obsessions. In order to let your opponents know you mean victory or success, uncover your psyche!

Sports and life are passions, obsessions. In order to let your opponents know you mean victory or success, uncover your psyche!

For those hotter than Hell days.