Andrew Johnson Illustrates

Pick your candy hunting locations wisely...

Turns out everyone (and thing) wants candy.

Always be prepared for whatever comes your way.

Always able to rely on these two when the chores need to get done.

Maybe someday he'll evolve to 4-chord progressions.

When you're happy with a job well done, no matter what anyone else thinks.

For the child who doesn't understand that they're helping isn't actually helping.

I'm thinking the wildlife might be a little too comfortable with humans around here...

Did the theramin every really go out of style? Is it possible to love it's music un-ironically? He doesn't care, man; he's the Gila Hipster.

You know you've always been one step ahead of the crowd.

A magical battle, viewed through a different, furry lens.

Now that they're worth a trillion, this seems more and more likely.

Man's best friend, even into the apocalypse.

It never forgets, never loses track of time, and has no sense of smell. Truly, the perfect companion!

Jupiter would look so much better without that unsightly blemish.

If the Colossus hadn't been built in Rhodes.

What magic word gets the rabbit BACK in the hat?