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A3RD retro design?

Blessed be the hat of Larry

Same logo, different design!

Every appearance of the word subconsciously generates a feeling of unease and confusion which prevents rational consideration of the text fnord in which it appears.

You know who this is and why. You do.

It's been a hard couple years to be a burner, and the biohazard is why. Show your support for your favorite podcast with a shirt commemorating our hellworld!

Your friendly, neighborhood mohawk alien warning you that there are falling rocks ahead or something.

Who loves bustin? Narcs Do!

Our fancy new monochrome logo

Want to show everyone that you're an honest-to-goodness BURNER even though you're really a NARC? We've got the playa coutre for you!

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Want to show everyone that you're an honest-to-goodness BURNER even though you're really a NARC? We've got the playa coutre for you!

Read your ticket. You could die. What we do is dangerous, sure. But you WON'T die. Probably. Mostly probably. Almost certainly not, is the point.