Benny loves to play and chase his ball but after a few hours on the lawn with you there's nothing he likes better than a dry martini. Stirred, not shaken.
Pixie suffers from an anxiety disorder which makes her pee when she meets someone new. Wine helps her deal with the problem - she still pees but wine makes her care less about it.
Sidney loves red wine but it stains his fur pink so he prefers to drink it through a straw. This makes the wine go straight to his head but he quite likes the buzz.
Fred works the clean-up patrol. There's not a dinner plate, glass, or lasagna pan that's too much for him to handle. His favorite clean up happens during football games when his human gets distracted and that half empty beer mug calls his name.
Dixie is a fine southern dog who enjoys a glass of fine champagne most afternoons. She's a stickler for not drinking before 5 pm but she doesn't own a watch and can't tell time so if she's drinking, it's after 5.
Tilly has a nose for wine and only drinks the best Chardonnay. Offer her an inferior Sauvignon Blanc and she'll turn up her nose. She'll still drink it of course, she'll just do it with her nose in the air.
Spanky was drinking red wine before it was cool. He go the hipster glasses to help with his blurred vision that resulted from the red wine. They do not help a bit but they look damn good.
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