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“What? Harmless! Is that all it’s got to say? Harmless! One word!’ Ford shrugged. ‘Well, there are a hundred billion stars in the Galaxy, and only a limited amount of space in the book’s microprocessors,’ he said, ‘and no one knew much about the Earth, of course.’ ‘Well, for God’s sake I hope you managed to rectify that a bit.’ ‘Oh yes, well I managed to transmit a new entry off to the editor. He had to trim it a bit, but it’s still an improvement.’ ‘And what does it say now?’ asked Arthur. ‘Mostly harmless,”

Mostly Harmless, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

Earth: Harmless *Addendum: Mostly

Do not mess with me, I am MOSTLY peaceful... ya know what I mean..?

Top secret military looking stamp, great for labeling yourself as mostly harmless. It can even be used on kids and babies :)

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy tells all you need to know about Earth.

Mostly harmless.

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‘Oh no, not again!’ is the only thought that went through Agrajag’s mind in his very short reincarnation as a bowl of pentunias. A tribute to Douglas Adams' classic book the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The ideal thing for Towel Day.

If there's one thing that The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy has taught me, it's that the Babel Fish is probably the oddest thing in the universe. Well and that the Earth is mostly harmless... And that dolphins are far more intelligent than we thought... Oh, and that the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is the best drink in existence... And not forgetting that a towel is the most massively useful thing a hitch hiker can carry.

The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

if only they were not hunted to extinction

It's the answer to life, universe and everything. Find it out at The Restaurant at The End of The Universe!

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels. Here are 42 things you could use a towel for. Why 42? It just seemed right, its not like it has any cosmic significance or anything.

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Life the Universe and Everything, So Long and Thanks for all the Fish, Mostly Harmless

I have no sympathy at all

Enjoy!

The beer for when you're hitchhiking across the galaxy. 42

A combination of Marvin and Charlie Brown

It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. But since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought as it fell: 'Ahhh! Whoa! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by 'who am I'? Okay, okay, calm down, calm down, get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? It's a sort of a tingling in my... well, I suppose I better start finding names for things. Let's call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past wh...

Tribute/parody of Douglas Adams' excellent book, 'Mostly Harmless'. (If only that were true!)

“I happen to like fjords, I think they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent”.

“You must come with me or you will be late!”. “Late? What for?”. “What is your name, human?”. “Dent, Arthur Dent.” “Late as in the late Dent Arthur Dent. It's a sort of threat, you see.”

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

I’m sure you feel the same way about Thursdays as Arthur Dent – This Must Be Thursday, I can never get the hang of Thursdays. If you’re a fan of the Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy you’ll know. Oh and I threw in a token towel.

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the message left by the dolphins when they departed Planet Earth just before it was demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams)

Have the words "donut panic" inscribed in large friendly letters on your torso.

deep thought