Glaswegian Slang Tapestries

The question every scots teenager dreads available in a blank questionnaire design. Tick your own box and reply in Scottish!

Keep The Heid, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glesga,

Yer bum's oot the windae, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Pure Dead Briliant, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Nae Danger, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Catch A Hudgie, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

A Guid New Year, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Am Fair Scunnard, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Aye Right, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Awa an bile yer heid, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glesga,

Gie it laldy, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Auld Lang Syne, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Howzit Gaun, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Nae Tother Abaw, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Hullawrer, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Roon oor Backgreen, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Skelpit Leatherin, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Mony a Mickle Maks a Muckle, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Lang may yer lum reek, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Oot oan the randan, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Yer Aff Yer Heid, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Jock Tamson's Bairns, transparent, slogan, humour, joke, saying, funny quote, glasgow, scotland, scottish, scotts, weegie fae glasgow,

Tell the world you're dating with this fun Scottish design.

Are you pure scunnered? Maybe it's with the year, being stuck at home, work, weather whatever it is you're totally over it. This is for those days when you're feeling really cheesed off about everything.

Weedgie The Dug says 'Jings bangs'. He's black and red with a lot of attitude and a fondness for custard creams...

This design says 'No idiots' in a variety of Scottish words. Ideal funny gift for the Scot in your life or for someone who wants to learn a new language...

Scotttish word repeated in a monochrome heart design using retro fonts. Bampot is a great Scots word for someone you want to insult.

Answer a question with a question! Black and white Scottish humour.

A fun design demonstrating the meaning of the Scottish slang word "Scunnered"

Weedgie, from the Marty and Weedgie books - and Twitter - likes to spout poetry (I use the term loosely). Here he introduces himself and reveals his attitude to food scroungers...

Scottish way of asking if you're dating anyone. Now you can answer 'No' with this fun black and white design..

Weedgie, from the Marty and Weedgie books - and Twitter - likes to rap in a broad Glaswegian accent. He thinks he's the Scottish 50 Cents, but I reckon he's more of a 2 bob bit...