Deadpan Tapestries

If you are blessed with deadpan humor you should have this shirt.

This is My Second Rodeo

Norm Macdonald was a Canadian stand-up comedian, actor, and writer. He was known for his deadpan delivery and his use of folksy, old-fashioned turns of phrase. He appeared in many films and was a regular guest on late-night talk shows, where he became known for his chaotic, yet understated style of comedy. Many critics and fellow comedians considered him to be the ultimate talk show guest.

This is My Second Rodeo

Simple white letters on black background: "a bit much". Are you strong, obstinate, maybe even stubborn or willful? Are you British or Australian and need understatement to live? Maybe this is for you.

This is My Second Rodeo

You can and should recycle many things but some things are just trash (or rubbish if you live in the UK or Australia). Tell people you do your own thing with this tongue-in-cheek design: Your opinion is trash.

Deadpan Face

Hang on let me overthink this. But don't overthink your overthinking, because then you'll be overthinking about overthinking your overthinking. No-one wants to do that.

Deadpan Really Serious Pizza. Funny pizza face design for pizza and food pun fans. Unique artwork with origina pizza drawing and play on words. This is Deadpan the really serious pizza.

We're gonna geeeeet you...

Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.

inspired by This is my second rodeo

"This is my second rodeo" in pink and orange old west letters. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Available in other styles and colors.

Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.

Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

Simple white letters on black background: "Yeah, nah." Put on your best Aussie accent and make it clear - yeah, nah.

Grab this This is my second rodeo, perfect design for everyone who love sarcastic sayings, sarcastic quote, humor, sarcasm. Product Is Perfect gifts For Your Dad, Mom, Brother, Sister, Girlfriends, Boyfriends, uncle, auntie, friends.

I didn't realize i was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. Seems like a very low amount of rodeos

Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

Unveil the layers of your soul with our "Enthroned Rose: Tee." This mesmerizing design captures the intricate balance between darkness and beauty, featuring a strikingly detailed portrayal of a figure adorned with symbolic elements of mystery and elegance. Horns that speak to untold power and roses that whisper of hidden depths, this artwork is a tribute to those who embrace the beauty in the shadows.

Embrace your seasoned expertise with our 'This is my second rodeo' design. Perfect for the seasoned pros who've seen it all. Inject some Delightful-sized humor into your wardrobe with this deadpan and sarcastic statement. Get yours now and let your outfit do the talking!

Embrace your seasoned expertise with our 'This is my second rodeo' design. Perfect for the seasoned pros who've seen it all. Inject some Delightful-sized humor into your wardrobe with this deadpan and sarcastic statement. Get yours now and let your outfit do the talking!

Don't tell me to smile. Don't tell me what to do. Thanks.

"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

This is my Second Rodeo

Embrace your seasoned expertise with our 'This is my second rodeo' design. Perfect for the seasoned pros who've seen it all. Inject some Delightful-sized humor into your wardrobe with this deadpan and sarcastic statement. Get yours now and let your outfit do the talking!

Another great illustration from the renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Crazy Quotes Collection

Simple white letters on black background: "If you see someone with tacos, call me." Do you know that some people still eat those hard shell tacos and think they're the real thing? Blasphemy. Tortilla + huevos + jamon + salsa = bliss.

"This is my second rodeo."

Simple white letters on black background: "How about no." Because you may as well get ahead of the question, amirite? The answer's more likely to be "no" than anything else so manage expectations up front.

Simple white letters on black background: "Keep my name out of your thin mouth." The epic feud between Caroline and Helen over the stolen broccoli casserole recipe gave rise to an amazing video, along with the insult for the ages: Keep my name out of your thin mouth.

Simple white letters on black background: "What a stupid time to be alive." To be fair, there have been more stupid times than smart times. Renaissance: Great. Serfdom, Black Death, and Trump as president - not great.

"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely

Simple white letters on black background: "What a time to be alive and anxious." What's that cliche? That "may you live in interesting times" is an ancient curse? After the events of 2020 we may have some proof of that being true.

Y'know, once upon a time this would've been in the category of "things we don't have to put in writing". But it's longer those times. So: Don't drink bleach. It's a REALLY dumb idea and will not cure covid. Get vaxxed instead. Also available in white.