Wacky Packages T-Shirts

Breakfast of Chumps (1967)

Open that wax pack

Celebrate with mascot Jessica this marvelous new breakfast cereal!

Celebrate this fabulous thankfully nonexistent product

Celebrate the world's first combination antacid and shoplifting deterrent!

Celebrate this delicious product just for cats!

The ultimate way to celebrate America’s favorite ouchy drawers!

The finest way to celebrate the world's first video game system made out of meat!

Let's just take time out to celebrate the fabulous new office store in town! It might get you into a sticky situation though.

This is the most logical way to celebrate this fabulous new service! Please enjoy this fabulous design on any of a number l of the fabulous products offered here on my page!

No better way to celebrate the rudest cereal around than by purchasing a product with this fabulous new design!

What better way to let folks know about this fabulous cheesy company than to emblazon this design on a marvelous Teepublic product!

Celebrate the nation's most popular vegetable free vegetable juice!

Celebrate the only sporting goods made out of sentient pickles!

Let everyone know you have a winning sense of style and humor!

This is your big chance to celebrate the new fabulous baked good on the street that is sure to run away from you if you’re not fast enough! dessert has never been this fun before!

Celebrate the special new snack made up of mustache debris by emblazoning it on a number of products for your daily use!

This is the best way to celebrate the worlds first butt butt mini golf course! Select from any number of fabulous products sold right here!

This merchandise is the only way to celebrate the world’s only single wig brewing system made in America!

This is it the only and best way to celebrate the newest German engineered fuel efficient subcompact car with beautiful and luxurious human hair! Get it on the ground floor folks!

Help support the brand new field of earlobe Insurance in your local community and earlobe law!

Celebrate the world’s “coolest” gum by wearing it,drinking out of it,or just plain sporting it!

What do you do in life hands you faulty equipment and a questionable workspace? Then start a business selling sub-par baked goods!

PLEASE celebrate the world's first and best combination correction fluid and nose sunscreen now! Don't be caught out of the house not sporting this fabulous design.

You make vroom vroom buy buy

Celebrate this new yummy treat by sporting it on a t-shirt, a mug, Etc

This is a fabulous reminder of what product will clog your drain the quickest! Tell your friends by ordering a product of your choice with this fabulous design :-)

Celebrate the world's most annoying mints by wearing this design on some fabulous products today!

Let’s face it! It’s certainly time for America to celebrate this fabulous new cereal and alligator centric treat! Why not start with you! Be the first on your block to get merchandise with this fabulous image :-)

Wear this on a shirt or thermos and show people that you support your favorite low energy drink!

With this merchandise is your opportunity to celebrate and show others that you enjoy the worlds finest hairstyle annihilator “tidal wave”!

Please celebrate this fabulous new food product with me!

This is the way to get in on the ground level in popularizing medical emergency room snacks!

Yummm let’s please celebrate America’s number one snacking tile!

A delicious treat for humans a deadly last meal for bugs

Are you feeling a little embarrassed that you breathe a little too well compared to some other people then squirt this mayonnaise up your nose to even the playing field. Also wear a T-shirt about it. Inspired by Lisa and Judah Allison!