Scottish Slang T-Shirts

If something is pure Barry it's something that is really great.

In Scotland a person can be "brand new" or anything really good can be described that way. A wonderful Scottish phrase to describe something or someone great.

Say "Sure, it's no bother" with this Scotland phrase.

A host of Scottish slang words displayed on the flag of Scotland, the blue and white St Andrew’s Cross. Many of these terms have spread across the globe.“Pure dead brilliant”, “Am pure done in”, “Ma heid’s mince”, “Yer oot yer face!”, “Yer aff yer heid”, Boggin, “a-wiz-nae”, anno, “a um nay”, cannae, cannie, gingin, Lassy, minted, numpty, “oan yer bike”,skint, tatties, weegie, tap, oot, “Noo jist haud on!”, “Speak o’ the Devil!”, Gumption

In Scotland you may hear this phrase which means - Yes or Ok it's no bother or, depending on the context, it can even mean you're welcome.

In Scotland if someone says "Gie us a snog" they're asking for a wee kiss.

YER ARSE IN PARSLEY, a Scots language phrase, which means you’re talking nonsense. Also available in white text.

'Bob's your uncle' is an exclamation that is used when 'everything is alright' and the simple means of obtaining the successful result is explained.

GIE IT LALDY, a Scots language phrase, which means to gie it (give it) your all, to do something enthusiastically or with great gusto. Often shouted as words of encouragement to others. Also available in black text.

HAUD YER WHEESHT, a Scots language phrase, which means hold your tongue or be quiet. Also available in white text.

Mad wae it is a perfect example of scottish phrases for feeling more than a little merry.

dreich - a brilliant Scottish word for damp, miserable days - in a bright, psychedelic design. Wear it with pride and learn to speak Scottish!

YER ARSE IN PARSLEY, a Scots language phrase, which means you’re talking nonsense. Also available in black text.

YER BUM'S OOT THE WINDAE, a Scots language phrase, which means you’re talking rubbish. Also available in white text.

GLAIKIT, a Scots language word which basically means stupid or a bit simple. Also available in white text.

My Morning: Waken, Pandiculate, Hurkle Durkle. Great for men women and children, anyone who wakes up, stretches and yawns, then stays in their bed. The perfect relaxed morning description and fun vocabulary tester. Funny saying in vintage grunge font with the verbs pandiculate: to stretch and yawn, plus the Scottish slang hurkle durkle: to linger in your bed long after the time to get up.

GONNAE NO DAE THAT, a Scots language phrase, which basically means please don’t do that. Also available in white text.

THE SUN'S NO OOT TAPS OAN!, a play on the Scots language phrase 'taps aff' (meaning tops off), so if the sun's no oot the taps oan. Also available in white text.

'Bob's your uncle' is an exclamation that is used when 'everything is alright' and the simple means of obtaining the successful result is explained.

Victorian lady who is ragin-quietly while drinking tea!

Someone's ripped your knitting the day. Let the world know in the Scottish language.

DINNA FASH LASS a Scots language phrase, which means don’t worry lass. Also available in black text.

Yer Bums Oot The Windae- but with a black background

THE SUN'S NO OOT TAPS OAN!, a play on the Scots language phrase 'taps aff' (meaning tops off), so if the sun's no oot the taps oan. Also available in black text.

MADE IN GLESGA (made in Glasgow). Also available in black text.

BOLT YA ROCKET, a humorous Scots language phrase which basically means go away you annoying crazy person. Also available in white text.

FUR COAT AN NAE KNICKERS a Scots language phrase, a derogatory term which basically means someone may be all elegant and proper on the outside but in reality they a person of loose morals. Also available in black text.

This design features the first verse of the traditional Scots children's song/rhyme OH YE CANNY SHOVE YER GRANNIE AFF A BUS. An original design made by MacPean.

Let everyone know you love drinking whisky with this funny whisky designt. The statement - sorry i am nae scottish but i've got quite a bit of scotch in me - is sarcastic humour that will make people laugh. Great gift for a scotch drinker that is non scottish, no matter if you are a single or blended malt whisky drinker.

A funny Scottish design in a retro font. Be cool, groovy and gallus.

When a Scottish person says nae hassles it generally means it's not a problem, a hassle, issue or can even simply mean you're welcome. Though the phrase can very depending on text - it's usually a positive response.

When you're feeling gallus, tell the world!

YOUR TEA’S OOT, a Scots language phrase, is basically a humorous threat which means you’re going to get battered or you’ve had it now. Also available in black text.

Hurkle-Durkle Yoga Namast'ay In my Bed funny Scottish slang combined with wanting to do yoga. Hurkle durkling is staying in your bed instead of getting up in the morning. Namast'ay is a pun for hurkle durklers practicing yoga by staying in their beds. Good for men and women, anyone who wants to do yoga and intends to but often decides to hurkle durkle and stays in their bed instead.

YER JAIKET’S OAN A SHOOGLY PEG (your jacket is on a wobbly peg) a Scots language phrase, which means watch your step, your pushing your luck! Also available in white text.

To describe someone as gallus means you consider them to be daring, bold, over confident or a wee bit cheeky. Also available in white text.