Scottish Insults T-Shirts

This anti-Trump T-shirt is a perfect Tee to wear to marches and to annoy Uncle Bob. Makes a great gift for anyone who stands against Trump. No one insults as well as the Scottish people. And they turned that skill on Donald Trump and mocked him ruthlessly. Bring that brilliance home.

This bampotometer will register your own or someone else's bampot status. The Scots language has many wonderful insults, but the needle is definitely in the 'bampot' area...

Guaranteed VIP fleeto treatment, complimentary swig and a cig, hee haw shady. Sound.

Guaranteed VIP fleeto treatment, complimentary swig and a cig, hee haw shady. Sound.

Guaranteed VIP fleeto treatment, complimentary swig and a cig, hee haw shady. Sound.

Guaranteed VIP fleeto treatment, complimentary swig and a cig, hee haw shady. Sound.

Guaranteed VIP fleeto treatment, complimentary swig and a cig, hee haw shady. Sound.

Guaranteed VIP fleeto treatment, complimentary swig and a cig, hee haw shady. Sound.

Guaranteed VIP fleeto treatment, complimentary swig and a cig, hee haw shady. Sound.

Guaranteed VIP fleeto treatment, complimentary swig and a cig, hee haw shady. Sound.

Guaranteed VIP fleeto treatment, complimentary swig and a cig, hee haw shady. Sound.

Simple white letters on black background: "smatchet". It's a Scottish insult but maybe for you it's a badge of honor. Yeh wee smatchet.

Warning - perhaps politically incorrect perhaps but an utter nutter is someone who is a bit eccentric or a little crazy or loopy. We can all be one at times.