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This artistic gardener makes his lawn into a Mona Lisa. Illustration by Lisa Haney

Running Rabbit in a Suit...

This is a lovely riverwalk park with a group of people playing on a swing (referencing an old idyllic painting). Unfortunately, there are ugly smoke-belching factories in the background.

Airplane Drops Money on Desert Island

One of these stock tickers has longer legs... actually, he's more like a giraffe!

A huge lunchbox is the setting for this afternoon business meeting. Illustration by Lisa Haney

Humpty Dumpty in Business Suit

Wolves in business suits act wolfish. Scratchboard Illustration by Lisa Haney

Drucker's General Store

Tell Sam that I sent ya

When the dog goes behind the x-ray machine, it's revealed that he's responsible for various missing objects. Scratchboard illustration by Lisa Haney.

Golden-age orchestra leaders from Buenos Aires... perfect for all fans of Argentine tango.

I found a logo similar to this inside a bandoneon... very cool. I made a version in scratchboard, since there are not enough good bandoneon things on this site (or anywhere, actually). And we bandoneon (and tango) fans need stuff too!

Osvaldo Pedro Pugliese (1905-1995) was a beloved Argentine tango musician. He developed dramatic arrangements that retained strong elements of the walking beat of salon tango but also heralded the development of concert-style tango music. So says Wikipedia... it makes him sound a bit dull. If you know Pugliese, you know he's anything but. His music is fit for a Hollywood action movie; and that's how people often dance to it. Choose your partner wisely for the Pugliese tanda, or you'll end up bruised. People get a little wild. According to one website, his fans followed him like sports fans follow their favorite teams: men would dress like him (with the coke-bottle glasses), women fans would wear Shanghai-style dresses. Why? I have ...

House gets a makeover in this amusing image of a home in a barber chair. Scratchboard Illustration by Lisa Haney

Julio de Caro was an Argentine tango musician, pianist, composer, arranger and bandleader in Argentina. This red printing will look great on gray, or contrasting on an yellow t-shirt.

Julio de Caro was an Argentine tango musician, pianist, composer, arranger and bandleader in Argentina. This brown printing will look great on a light taupe shirt, or contrasting on a blue t-shirt.

Julio de Caro was an Argentine tango musician, pianist, composer, arranger and bandleader in Argentina. This black printing will look great on a red shirt, or any light color... watch out on darker colors, you won't see it!

Julio de Caro was an Argentine tango musician, pianist, composer, arranger and bandleader in Argentina. This black printing will look great on a red shirt, or any light color... watch out on darker colors, you won't see it!

Ricardo Tanturi was an Argentine tango musician, pianist, composer, arranger and bandleader in Argentina. This red version is awesome on white tees, or as a contrasting color!

Roberto Firpo (1884-1969) was an Argentine tango pianist, composer, and orchestra leader. He would have rather been a farmer, (or cattle rancher), but he went bankrupt when he tried it. So he had to continue to slog it our with his super-renowned orchestra...look at that face! One can just imagine him as an accidental 'rock-star' of his time. Firpo was among the first innovators of the classic tango music genre. He was the creator of the standard tango sextet, and the establisher of the piano in the tango orchestra. He was the first to play 'La Cumparsita'! For me, it's interesting that he's considered 'conservative' as an Orquesta leader. If you listen to some of his milongas, you'd think they were recorded by a gang of methed-up ...

Ricardo Tanturi was an Argentine tango musician, pianist, composer, arranger and bandleader in Argentina. This black single color print will look great on any lighter color; but watch out if you choose a dark shirt... you might not see it until a few years later when the shirt fades!

Woman wears her house, but money is leaking out of her pocket. Illustration by Lisa Haney

Miguel Caló (1907-1972) was a famous tango bandoneonist, composer, and the leader of the Orchestra Miguel Caló.

Francisco Canaro (1888-1964) was an Uruguayan violinist and tango orchestra leader. His parents, Italians emigrated to Uruguay, and later – when Francisco Canaro was less than 10 years old, they emigrated to Buenos Aires in the late nineteenth century.

Roberto Firpo (1884-1969) was an Argentine tango pianist, composer, and leader. Firpo was among the first innovators of the classic tango music genre. He was the creator of the standard tango sextet, and the establisher of the piano in the tango orchestra.

Francisco Canaro (1888-1964) was an Uruguayan violinist and tango orchestra leader. His parents, Italians emigrated to Uruguay, and later – when Francisco Canaro was less than 10 years old, they emigrated to Buenos Aires in the late nineteenth century.

A cake delivery man jumps out of a cake shaped car. Scratchboard illustration by Lisa Haney.

Ricardo Tanturi was an Argentine tango musician, pianist, composer, arranger and bandleader in Argentina.

Osvaldo Pedro Pugliese (1905-1995) was a beloved Argentine tango musician. He developed dramatic arrangements that retained strong elements of the walking beat of salon tango but also heralded the development of concert-style tango music.

Juan d'Arienzo (1900-1976) was an Argentine tango musician, also known as "El Rey del Compás". He was son of Italian immigrants and used more modern arrangements and instrumentation; his popular group produced hundreds of recordings.

Roberto Firpo (1884-1969) was an Argentine tango pianist, composer, and leader. Firpo was among the first innovators of the classic tango music genre. He was the creator of the standard tango sextet, and the establisher of the piano in the tango orchestra.

Rodolfo Biagi (1906-1969) was an Argentine Tango musician who started his musical career by playing background music for silent movies, and this was where he was first discovered by a tango band leader.

Enrique Rodríguez was an Argentine tango musician, bandoneonist, composer, arranger and bandleader in Argentina. This lovely brown color will look great printed on light blue, or super subtle printed on gray...

A giant sits on the Capitol in Washington, when he lifts his head, snakes pour out. Corruption! Scratchboard Illustration by Lisa Haney

D'Agostino (1900-1991) was a Buenos Aires character, and tango was not his only world. A skilled gambler and stubborn bachelor, he played poker at the Club del Progreso (a club where high society people used to go) and he had a close friendship with Enrique Cadícamo. About this relationship there is a curious story that portrays him completely. Cadícamo and D'Agostino had promised each other to never marry; they were playboys and bohemians and did not even think of being tied to a permanent link. But Cadícamo, after his fifty years of age, broke his word and married a twenty-year old girl. Since then D'Agostino never again talked to him...