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Your secret is safe with me I wasn't listening - funny slogan

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I Put the Pro in Procrastinate

Imagine what Dick said when Mr Disney asked him about his range of accents whilst making Mary Poppins...

That's What She Said

I Drink Beer And I Grill Things

Relax Nothing is Under Control | Funny Tshirts | Philosophy Shirt People are too uptight. Add some relaxing advice to your wardrobe with this funny "Relax nothing is under control" design or give it as the perfect gift to that friend with the controlling personality. Great shirt for meditation.

I'm not saying I'm awesome

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Funny Home Is Where The Bra Isnt print

Funny Slogans Humor Quotes features the joke : Phone says No ... which is a must have for all techies and mobile entrepreneurs or anyone with a sense of Humour

It's a joke. ;)

You, My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed

A funny swimming definition for an aquaholic

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A trendy funny unique design for men and women featured the phrase "I Will Put You In A Trunk And Help People Look For You Stop Playing With Me", makes a great gift for dad, friend, mom, brother, bestie, BFF on Birthday or any special occasion. Are you looking Funny Adult Quote with A Sense of Humor? Grab this Funny design I'll Put You in the Trunk and Help People Look for You Stop Playing With me.

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Another Fine Day Ruined By Responsibility

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! Corn Happens! after Thanksgiving for sure. If Thanksgiving dinner contains corn, thank that corn will be back on Black Friday! Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

A fun gift idea with funny quotes for bffs. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! The original hand drawn ‘Corn Happens!’ design is available now. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

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It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! The idea that started it all. Corn Happens! after Thanksgiving for sure. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! The Corn Happens! slogan and question....... Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! Paisan Conrad has the finesse and pizzazz to help you get over your frustrations. He’s your wise neighborhood corn with seasoned advice. He wants people to get over things and find the lesson in all situations. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! As an experienced diver, Conrad can swim through the bowels of life. He makes his way through life’s sewage of disappointment, looking fresh and clean (he thinks he’s recyclable). He enjoys an occasional underwater reunion with family and friends. We all know what happens after you eat corn. Laughter is the best medicine and humor is your toilet paper. Use humor to flush away disappointment as you navigate life’s sewage. Recycle yourself and be better than ever. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap.

A fun gift idea with funny quotes for bffs. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

Don't believe every quote you read on a T-shirt - Napoleon Bonaparte, 1814

A amusing reminder to always reading the small print. For everyone who tries their best to improve, but like most of us mere mortals, can't help slipping back into their human small print.

Video games are my happy place. A vintage typographic controller slogan for introvert console gamers who love retro gaming.

Wrong Way in all directions.

A funny saying that will cheer up not only you, but also the people around you. With this sarcasm sayings, you can show your level of humor to your surrounding. Make sure to check our shop, for more interesting and outstanding stuff to shine with.

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