Comedian Quote T-Shirts

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

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George Carlin Quote “They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!”

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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Memorial for the amazing Carl Reiner. Writer, actor, comedy genius and occasional 2000 year old man.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

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Katt Williams Quote : Genius is often calle crazy, but crazy is never called genius, So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large group." Funny quote design for fans of George Carlin.

Quote from Rorschach on the prison - None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked here with you. You're locked in here with me! - from the watchmen comics. Apparel for the Watchmen and book quotes fans.

George Carlin Quote “They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!”

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Groucho Marx had an opinion on everything, and politics was no exception.

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“The Truth don’t need motivation" quote by Katt Williams

The mug is round, the jar is round.. they should call it Roundtine!

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“Satan can't create anything not even blessings for his people" quote by Katt Williams

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"Emotions Right Here (Black Logo)" Design inspired by John Mulaney

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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

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Here is a funny quote from Groucho Marx: I WISH TO BE CREMATED. ONE TENTH OF MY ASHED SHALL BE GIVEN TO MY AGENT, AS WRITTEN IN OUR CONTRACT. White text. Great gag gift for the actor in your family or circle of friends.

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