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Featuring a unique hand drawn design featuring a unicorn, a grey alien and bigfoot riding the Loch Ness Monster, this is a great gift for anyone that truly believes these creatures are out there! Believe that this is a Funny design showing mythical creatures having fun together on the lake! Fun for anyone that believes that folklore reveals true secrets like a Sasquatch, unicorns, aliens and lake monsters!

Cryptid shirt design

Oh those summer camp days. The tree's, the canoes, the radio tower, wait - is that BIGFOOT? RUN FOR THE BUNKER!

Unidentified Flying Object

The mystery has finally been solved!

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Retro Vintage Sci Fi UFOlogist T-Shirt and accessories - great for sci fi, ufo and alien lovers

Ok, this one's for the hardcore UFO historian and aficionado. Back in WWII a UFO was spotted over the Hollywood hills and, thinking it might be enemy aircraft, spotlights were sent up and anti-aircraft guns lit up the sky. This is a mash-up of classic 70s and 80s California shirts and this iconic UFO event. Too much exposition? Just check out the shirt!

If you love extraterrestrial intelligence, space, the universe, and science fiction -- then this funny UFO shirt is just for you! Featuring a vintage design, this alien t shirt makes the perfect gift for the spaceship, flying saucer, or paranormal enthusiast in your life.

The Ancient Astronaut theory suggests....that this is an AWESOME shirt! Oh, and also, IT WAS DA EXTRATERRESTRIALS!

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Ufos are coming back!

I welcome the arrival of our UFO overlords...come on aliens, get me off this planet!

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UFO's have to eat too.

From UFOs to psychic powers and government conspiracies, history is riddled with unexplained events. You can turn back now or learn the Stuff They Don't Want You To Know, an audio podcast from HowStuffWorks Podcasts.

THE Moon landing conspiracy THEORY claim that some or all elements of the Apollo program and the associated Moon landings were hoaxes staged by NASA. Conspiracy theorists claim that NASA and others knowingly misled the public into believing the landings happened, by manufacturing, tampering with, or destroying evidence. Filmmaker Stanley Kubrick is accused of having produced much of the footage for Apollos 11 and 12, presumably because he had just directed 2001: A Space Odyssey, which is partly set on the Moon and featured advanced special effects. The mockumentary based on this idea, Dark Side of the Moon, could have fueled the conspiracy theory.

Civil Air Transport was a Nationalist Chinese airline, later owned by the CIA, that supported United States covert operations throughout East and Southeast Asia. During the Cold War, missions consisted in assistance to "Free World" allies according to the Mutual Defense Assistance Act of 1949.

This summer Paranoia is going to mount its first Bigfoot Expedition at Camp PARANOIA. Be a part of it, and help support it, buy buying this awesome t-shirt!

In the late 1800's mysterious airships called AEROS filled the sky above the United States. Their source was unknown but believed to have been linked to a group called the Sonora Aero Club, an enigmatic group from Sonora, CA. Now famed artist and tattooist Kilauea Awo has created this amazing piece of art as a cover for PARANOIA based on the work of Charles Dellschau who made strange collage art depicting the AEROS.

The Mongolian Death Worm is one of the more mysterious, yet popular Asian cryptids. Known as the Olgoi-Khorkoi in Mongolia, the name translates to “intestine-worm.” The creature got its name from its appearance and length. The creature is said to be red in color, and long, resembling a cow’s intesintine, hence its name. The creature is said to remain hidden under the sand for most of the year, except for June and July. It is truly a spectacle, when it does come out and feed. The creature is said to rise up from out of the ground, exposing itself completely. Its method of killing its prey varies, and all the methods are quite grisly and garish. Some stories say that it spits out a corrosive acid on its hapless victim, while others sa...

Oh those summer camp days. The tree's, the canoes, the radio tower, wait - is that a UFO? RUN FOR THE BUNKER!

Southern Air Transport (SAT) (1947–1998), based in Miami, Florida, was a cargo airline best known as a front company for the Central Intelligence Agency (1960–1973) and for its role in the Iran-Contra affair in the mid-1980s. During the affair, Southern Air transported arms to Iran and to the contra rebels in Nicaragua.