The Obsessive Viewer

Ben Wyatt’s apron design during the Pie-Mary, pie-eating contest! From season 7 episode 9 of Parks and Recreation: http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2015/02/10/10-parks-rec-ep8.w529.h352.2x.jpg

"I want this night to get kraaazy. Get me a shot of snake juice. I hear it has a dope aftertaste." - Ancient Pawnee Proverb

Pawnee.

Breakfast foods and meat. If JJ's served Lagavulin, it'd be the perfect meal. Only one man in Pawnee has ever finished the challenge. He did it in less than 10 minutes. That man was RON SWANSON.

DJ Roomba, tearin' it up!