Slack Wyrm

There's literally nothing you can't do in Dungeons & Dragons if your DM is flexible enough. Just don't push it. Especially when your DM is a dragon.

Never start your D&D session in a tavern.

The world needs to realise everything Ferragus (and perhaps yourself) do for them. Namely by not being yourself. If you unleashed the REAL you, then there would really be trouble!

Ferragus loves cakes... and weddings! Wouldn't this print make a lovely engagement gift?

Remember that time the villagers of Spuddy built a giant pillow for the Great Slack Wyrm? And he sat on it for weeks like a big lazy cat?

Like all dragons, Ferragus Slackwyrm possesses uncanny and eldritch wisdoms. He now, he is ready to share them with the world... as soon as he thinks of some.

The White Stag is a master poker player. Ferragus has lost to him many times, but he always goes back for more. Dragons are like that see.

The Great Gretch is a social media dragon. Unfortunately she loses more followers than she gains, mainly because she kills them.

The Great Gretch is always looking to help humans solve their little problems. When she comes to town, she oppresses everyone equally. Now we all get a turn to play!

Hildegard (aka The Great Gretch!) has a very low tolerance for human bickering. Especially the oldest argument there is - men vs. women. Frankly she is against them both! Thus now's your chance to own the comic that was so offensive it was removed from the Slack Wyrm Instagram!

The Great Gretch loves finding fun new ways to remind the humans of their station, and what could be more delicious than leaving their fate to the creature they oppress the most, the humble chicken. Bwah ha ha!

When you're a dragon you write your own rules.

Always keep your human stowed securely when flying.

You don't need a lot to have it all.

Ferragus prefers choc-mint.

Seething is both soothing and invigorating.

Are you a passionate nihilist? Then celebrate that oxymoron with this!