Slack Wyrm

Greatswords are great - Don't upgrade your PC, upgrade your melee weapon!

Ferragus may be too lazy to build a hoard, but that doesn't mean he's got anything against a big pile of shiny treasure. I love gold!

Is there someone you know who is doing this? Allow Slack Wyrm to break the news for you.

Arbalast Grandwyrm knows his weakness, and he is big enough to admit it.

Linda Greenslime is a model worker. By that we mean she sits very still and does a very good imitation of working.

Ferragus keeps all his treasures close. And that includes Duchess Doris.

Barrabhu is a mind flayer. He knows a quality brain when he senses it. Tell your friends that sadly right now he's not sensing anything at all.

Ferragus and Zizok have been friends for a long time, right back to when the wizard was a youngster!

Ferragus often sees things that make him angry. Maybe you and him have that in common? If you are often annoyed at the behavior of those beneath you, then this design is for YOU!

Slack Wyrm, Zizok and Ghost-Guy all know flying is better than walking. Rock this design and let the world see you know it too!

The world is full of rude people. You know it. Slack Wyrm knows it. If you're constantly under assault by the rudeness of others, then this design is for YOU!

Have you ever felt nothing? Lord Edgegod feels nothing all the time. Here he is flying on the Edgeblade, off on another emotionless adventure. Just another day of mind-numbing existence!

If you've ever wanted to get rich and famous without having to lift a bloody finger then you can relate to this design. Ferragus speaks for you!

Ferragus muses on the eternal question - how do you do nothing but still somehow manage to get it all? If you've ever wondered this, then this design is for you!

Sometimes those damn humans get on your last nerve. If humans are a problem for you too, then this design is for you!

Ferragus reminisces on all the terrible things he's done. Ahhh, good times! Maybe you've done terrible things you remember fondly too? If so, this design is for you!

Lord Edgegod's struggle is YOUR struggle too. Can you get through life without it completely destroying you? Do you have the health, stamina and mana to face it down?

Otho looks gorgeous, and you will too with this lovely crow-themed design!

Janet takes a break from captaining her ship to kick back on deck and enjoy a pitcher of mojitos.

Here he is, the mightiest of all - Big Brucey the Emu King!

It's Ferragus Slackwyrm.... in a circle. I wonder what he's thinking?

It's Lizardman... in a circle! I wonder what he's thinking? Probably something reptilian.

It's Hildegard Gretchwyrm... in a circle! I wonder what she's thinking? Probably how awesome she is.

Ferragus, Viktor and Sir Corpse enjoying some Christmas cheer. Is it vodka, or is it non-alcoholic eggnog? You decide!

Everyone is a terrible person. The sooner you realize it, the sooner you can begin capitalizing on it.

Slack Wyrm is sitting and looking at you. What is he thinking? What have you done to deserve his judgmental eye?

Do you like cricket? Do you like Lizardman? Even if you answered no to both of these questions, this is still a cool design. You should get it.

Here is an image of Lord Edgegod. Are you badass enough to aquire it?

Here's Slack Wyrm sitting on the famous twenty-sided, the die Dungeons & Dragons couldn't do without! The comic takes a lot of inspiration from the game, and its creator, me, Josh Wright has been a keen player since I was a kid :)

People say nothing is impossible but Slack Wyrm does nothing every day!

The only reason to get out of your comfort zone is to get to another much more comfortable zone.

Are you tired of things? you're not the only one.

Slack Wyrm doesn't care about a warrior's gender agenda. He is quite happy to roast male, female or a combination of the two.

The Great Gretch encourages you all to follow your bliss and find your inner voice. You will be amazed at what you can achieve when you listen to your heart!

Is this a rip-off of Spawn or Batman? You decide!

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