Remember that time a rat ran off with Sir Corpse's rotted old member? Well, now you can relive it daily! Indeed confuse the world around you with this bizarre t-shirt.
The world needs to realise everything Ferragus (and perhaps yourself) do for them. Namely by not being yourself. If you unleashed the REAL you, then there would really be trouble!
Like all dragons, Ferragus Slackwyrm possesses uncanny and eldritch wisdoms. He now, he is ready to share them with the world... as soon as he thinks of some.
Hildegard (aka The Great Gretch!) has a very low tolerance for human bickering. Especially the oldest argument there is - men vs. women. Frankly she is against them both! Thus now's your chance to own the comic that was so offensive it was removed from the Slack Wyrm Instagram!