Slack Wyrm

With apologies to Elton John.

You know that controversial topic everyone is talking about? Well, Slack Wyrm has nothing to say on it.

Which do you prefer? Lizardman or Bugbear's hat?

Humans come caged and free-range. Look how happy they are!

Why isn't it called Dragons & Dungeons? Seems only right to put the star first.

You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. Dragons are awesome!

Zizok the wizard gets around on his flying goldfish. Viktor the Great Winter Warg can't resist a go on it himself.

Which do you prefer?

Ferragus takes his procrastination very seriously.

Never let it be said that Ferragus lacks personality.

Even dragons need pillows.

Ferragus's favourite resting place to warm himself in the afternoon sun.

Confused, doubting, skeptical, uncertain, puzzled, wary - these are all emotions expressed here with our Ferragus.

Ferragus is lit and this party is on fire!

Ferragus is a fan of good Vodka.

All wargs love wodka to keep warm in winter.

Ferragus Slackwyrm in a state of draconic zen.

Wow! Otho has one too? I wonder if it's just as useless as mine was? ;)

For all those times you're keen to approve of things Slack Wyrm style.

Now you know what he's thinking about!

This pleases the Great Gretch!

It's not privilege if you know you're the best. So when you're number one already, why try harder?

Ferragus laying out his entire life philosophy out lazy afternoon while watching the batminton.

Lizardman knows why relax with a drink when you can relax with two.

If you're going to fight a dragon, doing it on a epic clifftop may look cool, but is very much a strategic error.

Q. Hey, what's that on your shirt? A. Isn't it obvious? It's a bugbear playing Dig Dug!

Lord EdgeGod has seen you. He deems you edgy. But of course, not as edgy as him.

Deborah Gorgon is Slackwyrm Keep's resident Medusa.

The Easter Wyrm is born!

Hildegard Gretchwyrm makes short work of an offending township.

When flying always stow your human securely for their own protection and your own peace of mind.

The Duchess and her "faithful" guide, Otho Crow. Who is side-kicking who?

Babies are great - for dinner.

Satan lives life on the edge.

Ferragus living the Smug Life.

Have you tried it?