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Okinawa's finest private investigator in this first issue of 1985.

The world's biggest little detective.

The main characters form my series of novels

Alien Private Eye Retro UK VHS cover

A Man Named Forsythe design.

A Man Named Forsythe design.

You won't see me until you see results.

Funny persian cat is holding a camera

Funny bulldog is holding a camera

Funny dachshund is holding a camera

Funny french bulldog is holding a camera

Funny pug is holding a camera

Generally considered one of the greatest movies of the seventies and arguably the greatest private eye flick ever made (the only other contender is John Huston's The Maltese Falcon) 1974's Chinatown, which unleashed the character of Los Angeles gumshoe J.J. "JAKE" GITTES upon the world, is a superb private eye mystery and modern-day film noir thriller.

Funny dalmatian is holding a camera

Funny poodle is holding a camera

Funny golden retriever is holding a camera

I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," "Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," "Man Splain, Private Eye," "Science Quarterly," "The Gay Agenda," "The Shocking Spinster," and "The Feminist Agenda."

San Fransiciski? So how did you came, you drove'n did you flew? (Notice his office door in the sketch to see why we put his name on bottom!)

Vote for Keith!

When you need to keep track of the naughty and the nice call Elf Eye Private I's

When you need to keep track of the naughty and the nice call Elf Eye Private I's

What happens in Boston isn’t gonna stay in Boston!

The Angel Heart design is inspired by Alan Parker’s noir masterpiece adaptation of the cult classic novel Falling Angel by William Hjortsberg. Mickey Rourke starred with Robert De Niro and Charlotte Rampling in the unsettling tale of black magic, devil worship and the eternal price of fame. Angel Heart tells the story of the search for the mysterious and enigmatic crooner Johnny Favorite.and is the ultimate movie of good and evil.

Private Eye Couture Night T-Shirts, Elegant Fashion Inspired by the Detective Mystique of the Silver Screen

Hard boiled private eye Joe Mannix portrayed by Mike Connors in the hit tv series that ran from 1967 to 1975!

The design as seen on T.C.'s helicopter business. If you want a version that will also work on dark backgrounds use the one I called "Fly with TC and Magnum around the islands of Hawaii" which has a white border around the chopper graphic. magnum pi merch, Hawaii, retro,

Humphrey and Lauren, African Queen

Cliff Clefton is on the case! And now, he's on a shirt! Get your Cliff Clefton Private Eye shirt now on the MPW Shop!

William Conrad Cannon Tribute

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Mars Investigations ...hire them and they'll even bring Backup!

A great gift for the irrevocably, irretrievably mad.

It's dangerous work...but, you love it.

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