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Seinfeld Del Boca Vista Retirement Community - They don't want us there so we're going.

Funny cruise lover Cruising into Retirement quote

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Del Boca Vista is a retirement condiminum complex where Jerry's parents Morty and Helen reside. It even has its own newspaper business called the Boca Breeze.

Share the retirement wisdom in laughter with your favorite retiree with this funny Spectickles meaning of life cartoon humor featuring a mountaintop guru or Sherpa, from the internationally syndicated comic by artist and retired military veteran Bill Abbott.

A funny design that's perfect for those feeling their age Reads - "My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting". A great gag idea for those with more than several candles on the cake. Because childhood was great, largely because your back didn't hurt all the time.

A subtle reference that Seinfeld and Jerry Stiller fans will appreciate

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This is my retirement uniform

An Awesome Vice Principal is hard to find, difficult to part with and impossible to forget - this beautiful quote is the perfect way to express your gratitude to the most awesome vice principal ever! Perfect way to say Thank You, Good Bye, End of Year gifts, Appreciation Week or just a small present that will help remind any teacher that their hard work is appreciated.

Retirement is a fulltime job

Del Boca Vista

This fashionable design is sure to make a statement and put a smile on everyone's face! Combining elements of humor, intelligence, and elegance, this design is sure to turn heads and give onlookers a good laugh. With its sarcastic composition and humorous twist, this design is the perfect way to add a bit of fun to your wardrobe!

"Jubilado pero no huevon" is Spanish for "retired but not stupid" or words to that effect! Living older and bolder.

Looking for funny Vice Principal gifts? Without Vice Principals Life would have no class! A funny quote for your Vice Principal. Perfect for appreciation gifts, end of year or saying Thank You!

I'm retired every hour is happy hour

I Tried To Retire But Now I Work For My Wife

Perfect for you or the soon to be retired person in your life. Live the good life and show it off with this funny retirement design.

Sarcastic Retirement Quote Retired 2021 i worked my whole life for this shirt

Vintage Retirement Quote Retired 2021 Not My Problem Anymore

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Featuring the Del Boca Vista retirement community from the show Seinfeld where Jerry's parents lived and Kramer and Elaine visited.

Funny Retirement quote

Are you a retired professional, retiree left the job or know someone who has? This legend retirement shirt is perfect for pilots, police officers, firemen, 911 dispatchers, nurses, doctors, plumbers, pilots, truck drivers.

cute retirement design, perfect gift for your loved ones

Rente zu jung für langeweile

Music Keeps My Brain Active Aphasia Awareness Funny Retirement Elderly Quote

Retired 2023 I Worked My Whole Life For This Retirement. Funny Retired 2023: I Worked My Whole Life For This Retirement is the perfect gift for both men and women. Are you feeling proud as a retiree or planning to retire in 2023? This novelty design is unique as your 2023 retirement apparel A great choice for retirees, both your retired dad and retired grandpa, who love retirement tees. Also, make your retired mom, grandma, or wife feel proud with this retirement 2023 costume.

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Retired 2024 saying " i'm retired lifeguard and i love my new schedule " design is for your mom, dad, grandpa, or grandma, sister, brother, or friend makes a great retirement present for your colleague, coworker

Funny Retirement Party Quote Design

In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer. Albert Camus

Perfect design for you or your friends. Great Christmas or Birthday gift.

Vintage Sorry Can't Retired Bye, Funny Retirement Quote

Location from the popular 1990's sitcom Seinfeld. Del Boca Vista is a retirement community in Florida where old people from New York go to die.