Holy Kids T-Shirts

Black and White shot of the masterpiece “The Three Graces” from Canova

Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!

Holy Hand Grenade Script

Personal drawing from my prompt list "Image Of Maiden" for Inktober art-challenge, 2019

Throw up your horns and play tribute to the late Ronnie James Dio with this literal interpretation of the master of metal's classic “Holy Diver”

The black knight is invincible.

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Starry Knight

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Tim the enchanter

from the series "The Leftovers"

Inspired by my love for my love of Chinese calligraphy.

I move for no man

Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man.

Ni!

I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

MPHG

Celebrate your favorite quotable movie with this unique design!

Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better!

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Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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Your Mother Was a Hamster

Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

The black knight always triumphs!

He's got the cure for Pac-Man fever. Holy Ghost Powa'! Grab one today before it's game over.

Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Fire of the Holy Spirit. In Acts, the tongues of fire represent the presence of God the Holy Spirit. This fulfills John the Baptist's prophecy that the Messiah would baptize “with the Holy Spirit and fire” (Matthew 3:11-12)

The Dark Side of the Black Knight

Holy Trinity Christian Distressed Design

Black Knight

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No Ordinary Rabbit