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I write because I don't talk so good. A funny writing quote for introverts and awkward people.

Because bringing coffee and reassurance to the Doctor just gets you written up in the files.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

Amazing Charles Bukowski quote: The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts but the stupid ones are full of confidence. (Particularly the crook Trump and his cohorts) Great gift for Charles Bukowski fans, or anyone fed up with the idiocracy.

The Oxford Comma Grammar Society

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Abraham Hollingsworth was an author who suffered momentous writer’s block. In 1957, he penned the internationally acclaimed The Moral Decline Of African Mountain Apes and was hailed as a triumphant new literary voice. Ten years later, the world was still waiting for his follow-up novel and in 1970, Hollingsworth’s publisher finally decided to sack his under-performing butt. In 1987, the thirty-year mental-block was seemingly ended when Hollingsworth released his second novel, however it turned out to be an abridged version of his first novel. He has been in self-imposed exile ever since.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

A minimalist lettering as if written with a brush with the text "Write Without Fear. Edit Without Mercy.". A perfect gift to motivate aspiring writers.

"I became a writer to give the voices in my head something productive to do."

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

Book Author Design that reads: "I'm A Writer Anything You Say Or Do May Be Used In A Story". That's just right for a Novelist who loves writing books.

Writers are the ultimate superheroes. They create and decimate all with a stroke of a pen or key. Give the writers in your life a little emotional boost with this awesomely funny writer t-shirt design.

I'm not single; I'm not taken; I'm a writer

Anything you say incorrectly can and will be used against you.

I write great dialogue. I just can't speak it.

All write, all write, all write! Perfect funny quote design to give to your writer friend, he/ she will absolutely love it! Typewriter, motivating, story, stories, editor, for writers.

I'm not single; I'm not taken; I'm a writer

All write, all write, all write! Perfect funny quote design to give to your writer friend, he/ she will absolutely love it! Typewriter, motivating, story, stories, editor, for writers.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

You can have my oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands ... My fellow grammar nerds know what I'm talking about.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

Read More Books / English Teacher Gift

Plot Hole - funny writer t-shirt / design

World's Okayest Ghost Writer. Ghost with quill. White for dark shirts.

World's Okayest Ghost Writer. Ghost with quill. Black for light shirts.

I'm Not Old I'm Classic Funny Writing Machine Vintage Writer Gift

"I Am a Writer anything you say or do may be used in a story is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

You can have my oxford comma when you take it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

Dost Thou Even Hoist T-Shirt. Do You Even Lift Meme Shirt for Lifting, Gym and Shakespeare fans everywhere. Original Dost Thou Even Hoist Shirt Design featuring William Shakespear with muscles artwork.

Ask Me About My Book I Am A Published Author funny writer

Don't piss me off — I can destroy them too.

Ever get lost in writing ideas, character sheets, plotting, or research? Great gift for writers and authors.

Don't piss me off — I can destroy them too.

Writing is a hard job and we need credit where credit is due! A great gift for your favorite wordsmith!

This is the perfect shirt for an writer or author. This Tee says: I am a writer. Anything you say or do may be used in a story! Wear this Tee Shirt proudly at school or library. It makes also a great gift for teachers and students.