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Anyone know how much gin goes into scrambled eggs? You won’t find the answer in any of the mainstream recipe books but you are going to have to figure it out if you are going to start the day right. Remember, it’s the most important meal of the day.

Anyone know how much tequila goes in scrambled eggs? You won’t find the answer in any of the mainstream recipe books but you are going to have to figure it out if you are going to start the day right. Remember, it’s the most important meal of the day.

Anyone know how much vodka goes in scrambled eggs? You won’t find the answer in any of the mainstream recipe books but you are going to have to figure it out if you are going to start the day right. Remember, it’s the most important meal of the day.

Is it too late to change majors? A funny design for college or university students who are swamped by course work and feel they may have an easier time if they change their majors.

Don’t ask me! I got my date of birth wrong on my IQ test. Avoid those difficult questions with this simple statement. Wear this design with pride and you’ll be amazed at how many tasks or questions you can dodge. Effective around the home, out socialising or at work!

Not cut out for domestic chores? Housework piling up? More suited to take out than slaving over a stove? Join the ranks of the domestically dysfunctional!

I put the fun in dysfunctional. A humorous vintage style design with a sunburst pattern background

Me: Hello darkness my old friend - Darkness: I have a boyfriend. A satirical look at a message conversation between someone and darkness.

Me: Hello darkness my old friend - Darkness: I have a girlfriend. A satirical look at a message conversation between someone and darkness.

Me: Hello darkness my old friend - Darkness: I'm in a relationship. A satirical look at a message conversation between someone and darkness.

If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don't make the rules. A funny cartoon style design especially made for those moments when you just need to pig out a little.

Ag nee! Slaan my dood met 'n nat vis. A funny Afrikaans saying meaning 'Oh no! Kill me with a wet fish.' A design made especially for South Africans wanting to show off humour from South Africa.

An original illustration of a British astronaut holding an umbrella in one hand and showing the V for victory sign (the peace sign) with the other. The spaceman is floating in space near a police box with a Union Jack on the roof.

You look like something i drew with my left hand. A not so polite way of telling someone that they don’t look their best. A fun childish cartoon style design.

You look like something i drew with my left hand. A not so polite way of telling someone that they don’t look their best. A fun childish cartoon style design.

Pedal it like you stole it! Distressed look vintage sunset design with a cyclist on a bicycle.

My spirit animal is a grumpy dragon. An original design with a funny cartoon style dragon. Perfect for people who take pride in their grumpiness.

Have you had an accident at work? Call the particle collision helpline. A design with an illustration showing two particles colliding as they do at CERN's large hadron collider.

I Need New Conspiracy Theories Because All My Old Ones Came True. A funny design with a tin foil hat warning sign and hazard barrier tape. Perfect for those days when everything in the news seems like a Hollywood blockbuster movie script.

I Need New Conspiracy Theories Because All My Old Ones Came True. A funny design with a palm of a hand pressing on a warning sign and hazard barrier tape. Perfect for those days when everything in the news seems like a Hollywood blockbuster movie script.

I Need New Conspiracy Theories Because All My Old Ones Came True. A funny design with an all seeing eye warning sign and hazard barrier tape. Perfect for those days when everything in the news seems like a Hollywood blockbuster movie script.

I Need New Conspiracy Theories Because All My Old Ones Came True. A funny design with a tin foil hat safety sign and hazard barrier tape. Perfect for those days when everything in the news seems like a Hollywood blockbuster movie script.

I Need New Conspiracy Theories Because All My Old Ones Came True. A funny design with a tin foil hat safety sign. Perfect for those days when everything in the news seems like a Hollywood blockbuster movie script.

I Need New Conspiracy Theories Because All My Old Ones Came True. A funny design with a tin foil hat safety sign and hazard barrier tape. Perfect for those days when everything in the news seems like a Hollywood blockbuster movie script.

Ninja Duck, original cartoon style duck dressed as a ninja warrior with his katana raised above his head. This master of the martial arts shinobi ninja duck is poised ready to spring into action and battle anyone who provokes him by calling him cute or kawaii, or dares asks about his ninja disguise.

Being a cat lover you understand how difficult some people find it to get their furry feline friends to do what they are asking. Luckily you don't have that problem, you are a professional cat herder.

Whether you are in Teesside, Durham, Sunderland, Tyne & Wear or Northumberland, ‘calm doon, I'll put the kettle on’ is one of the most comforting and reassuring phrases you can hear when life is giving you a rough time.

Propa Mackem Workie Ticket cheeky humorous design made for the misbehaving workie tickets from the North East of England. The term ‘Workie Ticket’ is a colloquialism meaning a cheeky troublemaker.

Propa Smoggie Workie Ticket cheeky humorous design made for the misbehaving workie tickets from the North East of England. The term ‘Workie Ticket’ is a colloquialism meaning a cheeky troublemaker.

Propa Geordie Workie Ticket cheeky humorous design made for the misbehaving workie tickets from the North East of England. The term ‘Workie Ticket’ is a colloquialism meaning a cheeky troublemaker.

A vintage style design with a lineart Veldskoen, liquor glass and wording. This design was created especially for the Saffers (South Africans) wanting to showcase some old school South African humour, and has the wording ‘Veldskoen and Mampoer, old school cool.’ Veldskoen (vellies) are tough and lightweight South African walking shoes. Mampoer is a high quality fruit liquor moonshine made in South Africa,

A vintage style design with a lineart Veldskoen, liquor glass and wording. This design was created especially for the Saffers (South Africans) wanting to showcase some old school South African humour, and has the Afrikaans wording ‘Veldskoen en Mampoer, ou skool koel.’ which means ‘Veldskoen and Mampoer, old school cool.’ Veldskoen (vellies) are tough and lightweight South African walking shoes. Mampoer is a high quality fruit liquor moonshine made in South Africa,

Let’s play Variant Bingo 2022, the Covid-19 bingo game where we all hope we don’t mark off the entire bingo sheet. Two of the coronavirus variants have already marked off, with luck we won’t ever see the Omega variant. A distressed effect design with white text and purple virus dabs.

Hibernation mode activated - a cute cartoon bear wearing a nightcap and sleeping in a warm comfy bed. This original design is perfect for those who like to spend the cold and frosty seasons of fall and winter snuggled up indoors waiting for the spring to arrive before venturing outdoors.

This funny original Christmas design shows Santa reading the manual in a garland of Christmas lights. Whether you are installing some complicated Christmas illuminations or trying to figure out how the kids' toys are assembled before putting them under the tree, Christmas is definitely the season to RTFM. Designed to add some festive cheer to your Christmas holidays.

Divorce happens, people change and marriages fail. It’s an emotional minefield and often brings out the worst in most people. For better or worse you don’t truly know a woman until you have divorced her. Text and icon design with distressed grunge texture.