A shirt with a blue roller coaster on it with the word emotional on the tracks instead of roller coaster cars

Smile Tomorrow Will Be Worse with a smiling cloud and rainbow

In a Christmas inspired font the saying “ it’s beginning to look a lot like FUCK THIS!”

A sign inspired by the DISNEY land sign that says DIRTYLAND

Ken in the style of Barbie in blue and white

Ken in the style of Barbie with rainbow letters

Ken in the style of the Barbie in pink and blue

Designed like a child’s flash cards that says Q is for Quaalude with a sleepy looking pill done in a retro vintage feel.

The wordsTITANIC ANNUAL DEATHS with a graph below it showing a huge spike at 1914 and a small one at 2023

An outline of the country of FRANCE with the phrase FRANCE OFFICIAL LOSER OF BOTH WWI & WWII

An outline of FRANCE with the phrase FRANCE OFFICIAL LOSER OF BOTH WWI & WWII

A cartoon squirrel with2 nuts

A retro hipster looking illustration on a flash card that says S is for Subliminal

A Retro looking desk calendar pad with his middle finger sticking up with the words. “See You Next Tuesday” on his calendar pad wearing red shoes with the acronym C. U. N. T.

Illustration of a retro style enema bottle, whistling with his hands up and water coming out of his top with the words E is for Enema

A retro style cartoon character of an atom bomb with a smiling picture of an atom on it with the words a is for Atom Bomb, representing a vintage flash card

Retro style cartoon of a boy and a girl with bags of money in the car driving away with the words “getaway car” underneath and A a above it like a child’s flashcard

A retro superhero syringe with a “coronavirus” logo on his cape that says V for a Vaccine

High On Life (and also drugs)

The phrase HIGH ON LIFE and in cursive below it says “ and also drugs”

A round wilderness logo with a snow capped mountain in the background and different shades of green pine trees in the front with the words “ GO HIKING. Worst Case Scenario A Bear Eats You!”

A logo inspired by the JURASSIC PARK LOGO that says “Don’t Fight With Dinosaurs… You’ll Get JURASSKICKED!

You look sexy

Hot dad summer

I don’t do drugs I do DILFS

A picture of a flying monkey that says don’t make me unleash my flying monkeys in green

Rainbow stacked letters saying PADAM PADAM

The scale of Justice with the words grab him by the penal code. And when you're a star. You can do anything and no one is above the law.

The phrase "love you can put a price on it! "

Atrophy cup with Greek laurl around it glowing with the words trophy Husband around it

Good friend v best friend 2 guys moving a couch and 2 guys moving a body

The phrase bi now gay later.

The words F*CK DeSantis with a white glove giving the middle finger

If I Agreed With You We’d Both Be Wrong

Block letters with MAYBE TODAY SATAN.

A crown with the words SIZE QUEEN