Witty T-Shirts

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Confused Proverbs by ShiftyPumpkin: "Wittiness is a virtue best spent lessly"

This design is inspired by Heisenberg uncertainty principle in quantum mechanics.

Dive into the world of mystery and whimsy with our exclusive design featuring the enigmatic phrase, "We don't talk about brownies." Inspired by the intrigue of hidden secrets and the allure of the unknown, this design is sure to spark conversations and leave people wondering. Embrace the mystery and add a touch of intrigue to your wardrobe with this captivating design.

an original design inspired by the phrase

Cute retro unicorn design perfect for court appearances and other government mandated events! I’m just here so I don’t get fined!

Celebrate the beauty of the color spectrum with this mesmerizing "Every Colour There Is" design. Featuring an array of vivid hues that span the rainbow, this captivating artwork is perfect for color enthusiasts, those who appreciate vibrant visuals, and anyone who values the power of self-expression. Available in various sizes and colors, it's a great gift for anyone who loves to surround themselves with the wonders of the world's colors.

For someone special.

For someone special.

Elegant script featuring a quip reminding us of the permanence of images. In Latin as to add class to every witty remarks!

Simple white letters on black background: "MARC ELIAS STAN ACCOUNT". Have Marc Elias and his merry band at Democracy Docket been the only things standing between us and autocracy? Possibly. AND he posts their wins with a party-hat emoji. We stan.

Overreaction the key to winning the conversation is a funny way of winning a conversation, by dramatic overreacting.

The funny mouth and face quote design. Cool gift idea for woman and man.

I just hope both teams have fun.

Every person that gets aggravated kind of wants to let loose and cuss. Some just like to cuss. Wear this Cranky-little-Goat proudly and let everyone know that I LIKE TO CUSS.

Everything is a pyramid scheme

The perfect gift for the sassy, witty friend in your life, or just for yourself when you feel like warning others to stay away from you for a while, get this "Sassy - take in small doses" design. Subtle and "pun-ny", this stylish retro-inspired original design is eye-catching with the punchy tagline. Also available in neon black design.

This witty and beautiful watercolor unites anatomy and tech to provide a pithy take on what it feels like to date -- or simply live as an emotional being -- in today's ever-changing world.

Hungry for Pasta? Pay Me in Penne! Can't afford rent? Feeling overwhelmed by student loans? Don't worry, fellow pasta enthusiast, your solution has arrived! Introducing the "Pay Me in Pasta" tee, the ultimate statement piece for anyone who prioritizes deliciousness over financial stability. This eye-catching design features bold graphics of a fork twirling a strand of al dente spaghetti, with the cheeky slogan "Pay Me in Pasta" emblazoned across the front. But it's not just about the looks. This tee is crafted from the finest organic cotton, ensuring the softest, most comfortable pasta-loving experience you can imagine.

A design for the confused.

Funny design for men and women with an explosive mood. Fun gift for everyone with an explosive temperament. This fun explosion hazard symbol design is perfect for friends with a sense of humor.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Don't Give Up on Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

Why be a part of the problem when you can just BE the problem yourself?

Simple white letters on black background: "I've seen enough." That's it. I've seen enough. I can't even. Leave me alone because we're just done. Oh, and get off my lawn. For curmudgeons and aspiring grumps everywhere.

A humorous dad joke quote in modern typography.

for those who speak fluent sarcasm

Anti-you

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For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Don't Take Yourself So Seriously....No One Else Does” design on your favorite apparel.

We ALL have Friends that do some VERY CRAZY things. You might even be a little CRAZY yourself. So, add some fun to your wardrobe with this "WATCH OUT...I Do REALLY CRAZY THINGS!!!" design, or give it as a PERFECT Birthday or ALL occasion gift. Choose your item, size and color below, then Click ADD TO CART to place your order.

TWSS - That's What She Said

Some People Need A High Five Sarcastic

We Could Start By Not Doing That. Perfect for most occasions.

Fun quirky T-shirt for your fun day

Let people know you aren't putting up with any of their bossy behaviour with this funny ghost design!

Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically.