Witty Phrase T-Shirts

If you want a Japanese boyfriend, what better way to increase your odds… with a shirt only Japanese people can read! Of course, it also looks great, but wearing this shirt is sure to get you noticed by all Japanese guys! Cut through the initial shyness and get your intentions known from the first meeting, you’ll be happy you did with this needed shirt!

You're dog tired and the gentle rhythm of the train is rocking you to sleep like newborn babe. Use this shirt to insure you don't miss your stop! #Yamanotenapping

You're dog tired and the gentle rhythm of the train is rocking you to sleep like newborn babe. Use this shirt to insure you don't miss your stop! #Yamanotenapping

“Yoroshiku onegaishimasu” is a common and polite saying for meeting new people in Japan. While the translation of “please treat me well” is technically accurate, the best way to think about how it is used is closer to “it’s a pleasure to meet you”.

This design is for the antisocial diva to be seen.

Planning to travel in Japan to a place you’ve never been before? Are you nervous because your Japanese ability may not be enough to make the plan easy… this shirt to the rescue! The amazing hospitality of the Japanese is world famous… and you’ll see such hospitality when you wear this shirt. Stand in the street looking confused, point at this shirt and someone will come by to help… try it!

I want to drink Don’t mince your words… you’re ready to party and this shirt will let every random Japanese person you pass know! Sitting next to some nice salarymen at an izakaya after a few drinks, wearing this shirt might actually get you some free drinks too! Wear this shirt and get your drink on, Japan style!

An ode to OKONOMIYAKI! Grab a mug of ice cold Japanese beer, and get ready for the goodness that is okonomiyaki! We like ours with pork, kimichi and cheese, sounds weird, but so good! Get this shirt, and get some okonomiyaki now!

The all powerful yen is an international symbol we can all get behind. Show your love of the famous Japanese currency in style with this bold, yet stylish YEN shirt! Get yours now!

An ode to OKONOMIYAKI! Grab a mug of ice cold Japanese beer, and get ready for the goodness that is okonomiyaki! We like ours with pork, kimichi and cheese, sounds weird, but so good! Get this shirt, and get some okonomiyaki now!

We call it “sake”, but that actually means “alcohol” in Japan. The Japanese call is “Nihonshu”. No matter what you call it, sipping glorious rice wine out of tiny cups with friends cannot be beat. Let everyone know you’re a lover of nihonshu with this great shirt. It will get the conversation started, and you’re sure to hear about some great nihonshu brands you should try!

You're dog tired and the gentle rhythm of the train is rocking you to sleep like newborn babe. Use this shirt to insure you don't miss your stop! #Yamanotenapping

Get your Japanese party started with this fun shirt… it’s time to drink! Sure to start the conversation at any Japanese izakaya, get out there and have fun now!

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"I'm Like 104% Tired" Funny shirt to wear if you are one of those people who are always tired. Perfect as a gift.

Get your Japanese party started with this fun shirt… it’s time to drink! Sure to start the conversation at any Japanese izakaya, get out there and have fun now!

"You Look Really Funny Doing That With Your Head" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing. Perfect as a gift.

"Stop Petting My Peeves" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing. Perfect as a gift.

What better way to start a conversation with some random Japanese people than wearing this shirt!? Laughter and awesomeness are sure to ensue when you ask someone what your shirt says… because your shirt says, “please tell me what my shirt says”. Best to discuss over drinks with your new Japanese friend!

Created out of necessity, this shirt is a must for anyone planning a trip to Japan. Natto, the slimy fermented soy beans that smell like a dead foot inside a sweaty sock is a taste few foreigners (and even many Japanese people) like. To avoid this culinary landmine, wear this shirt and let everyone know you want to avoid what the Japanese will all tell you is extremely healthy and good for you. Tell them running 5 kilometers each day is also good for you, but no one does that! Say no to Natto!

"I'd Tap That" Funny keg pun shirt. Perfect as a gift.

"All My Friends Are Dead" Funny Dinosaur Joke shirt to wear. Perfect as a gift

“Yoroshiku onegaishimasu” is a common and polite saying for meeting new people in Japan. While the translation of “please treat me well” is technically accurate, the best way to think about how it is used is closer to “it’s a pleasure to meet you”.

Sometimes getting out of bed is the battle of the year… let everyone know you accomplished this monumental task by declaring you did wake up! Wear this shirt with pride… you did it, you got out of bed!

"Always Late... But Worth The Wait" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing. Perfect as a gift.

Funny humor for apparel and decor.

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“Karaoke Iku?” (should we go to Karaoke?) is a great shirt to get the party moving to Karaoke. Once there, everyone has a great time, but sometimes it seems people need convincing. This shirt has the power to convince… what a waste it would be if you wore this shirt and didn’t go to karaoke… “mottainai desu ne”. Get singing and having fun with this great shirt.

Just eat it already!!!!!

For the introverts out there who would rather stay indoors!

I'm not here, don't look for me.

We call it “sake”, but that actually means “alcohol” in Japan. The Japanese call is “Nihonshu”. No matter what you call it, sipping glorious rice wine out of tiny cups with friends cannot be beat. Let everyone know you’re a lover of nihonshu with this great shirt. It will get the conversation started, and you’re sure to hear about some great nihonshu brands you should try!

Does a bear poop in the woods? Yes. Yes, it does!

Cool casual or party t-shirt, unique, original graphic design. Cute gift for everybody who love sarcasm, funny sayings, quotes lovers. Great idea, present t shirt for adults, men, women, children, boys, girls, husband, wife, mother, father, sister, brother. Trendy, awesome outfit for best friend, teacher, uncle, aunt, nephew, niece, cousin, grandma, grandpa. Adorable tee shirt ideal for Easter, Halloween, St. Patrick's day, Cinco de Mayo, 4th of July, Christmas, office meeting, school event, family dinner, gathering, anniversary, birthday apparel.

The 'WHAT'S YOUR SECRET SAUCE?' design is in appreciation of beauty. It makes a perfect gift for the flirty friends that we all have. Want to see more great designs? Check out our store!

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