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If you've ever wanted to get rich and famous without having to lift a bloody finger then you can relate to this design. Ferragus speaks for you!

Have you ever felt nothing? Lord Edgegod feels nothing all the time. Here he is flying on the Edgeblade, off on another emotionless adventure. Just another day of mind-numbing existence!

Slack Wyrm, Zizok and Ghost-Guy all know flying is better than walking. Rock this design and let the world see you know it too!

Ferragus often sees things that make him angry. Maybe you and him have that in common? If you are often annoyed at the behavior of those beneath you, then this design is for YOU!

Ferragus muses on the eternal question - how do you do nothing but still somehow manage to get it all? If you've ever wondered this, then this design is for you!

Always keep your human stowed securely when flying.

Come on, you know this is you.

When you're a dragon you write your own rules.

Only dragons know this one weird trick that never fails!

Hildegard (aka The Great Gretch!) has a very low tolerance for human bickering. Especially the oldest argument there is - men vs. women. Frankly she is against them both! Thus now's your chance to own the comic that was so offensive it was removed from the Slack Wyrm Instagram!

Remember that time the villagers of Spuddy built a giant pillow for the Great Slack Wyrm? And he sat on it for weeks like a big lazy cat?

There's literally nothing you can't do in Dungeons & Dragons if your DM is flexible enough. Just don't push it. Especially when your DM is a dragon.

Satan lives life on the edge.

You don't need a lot to have it all.

The world needs to realise everything Ferragus (and perhaps yourself) do for them. Namely by not being yourself. If you unleashed the REAL you, then there would really be trouble!

The White Stag is a master poker player. Ferragus has lost to him many times, but he always goes back for more. Dragons are like that see.

Seething is both soothing and invigorating.

Never start your D&D session in a tavern.

Why was time worrying about your future. The Great Gretch has got that covered. Eternal servitude to her Greatness is its own reward!

The Great Gretch loves finding fun new ways to remind the humans of their station, and what could be more delicious than leaving their fate to the creature they oppress the most, the humble chicken. Bwah ha ha!

Like all dragons, Ferragus Slackwyrm possesses uncanny and eldritch wisdoms. He now, he is ready to share them with the world... as soon as he thinks of some.

Ferragus prefers choc-mint.

Ferragus loves cakes... and weddings! Wouldn't this print make a lovely engagement gift?

Babies are great - for dinner.

The very first Slack Wyrm strip! This comic written in January 2016.

Well all have career dreams. Often they don't come true. Poor Sir Dragonkill was forced into a life not of his choosing.

The Great Gretch is always looking to help humans solve their little problems. When she comes to town, she oppresses everyone equally. Now we all get a turn to play!

Ferragus takes flight! It looks like something is on his mind too. Of course just what that is is entirely up to you!

Even Lord Edgelord enjoys a nice cuppa. And Mrs Honeychurch always bakes the most wonderful currant buns!

The psychotic percussion-loving monkey who got his master killed! Somewhere he still lurks in Slackwyrm Keep wailing on his xylophone, and waiting to push you into traps for his own amusement!

Is there someone you know who is doing this? Allow Slack Wyrm to break the news for you.

The first colour appearance of Duchess Doris. Who is she? Where does she come from? Why is she so cray-cray?

The Great Gretch is a social media dragon. Unfortunately she loses more followers than she gains, mainly because she kills them.

What do dragons dream of? Sometimes fire and death. Sometimes bunnies.

Ferragus and Zizok have been friends for a long time, right back to when the wizard was a youngster!

Ferragus keeps all his treasures close. And that includes Duchess Doris.