Nonsense T-Shirts

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Lorem Ipsum, the placeholder text used in publishing and graphic design. The perfect gift for a graphic designer.

Just a quote by yours truly from a decade ago

Edward Lear — 'And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon.'

Basking Sharks are known for swimming through the ocean with their mouths WIDE open... Gulp is no different. Show your love of sharks with this adorable shark swimming through a heart made of coral.

Nom is the biggest of the shark friends, but he is certainly the most gentle. If you look closely, you can see not only the stars on his skin but also the ones in his eyes! Show your love of sharks with this adorable shark swimming through a heart made of coral.

A design that came out of a game my family was playing where we mix and match art with random phrases. This was my son's and somehow was the funniest option ever. There's no deeper meaning, no story behind it, just art + tagline = hilarity :)

Show your Parsnipper pride!

When you're as amazing as a pair of balls?

Its's Gukki dude!

Because really...aren't you sometimes?

We've all added birds, and we've all subtracted birds. But what if we divided by birds?

Relive the greatest week ever!

zebra shark design

Ugh! I'm too old for this nonsense. A fun gift idea with hilarious quotes for adults... Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc

SeptaPuss is a seven legged salty sea captain / creature.

"Cutting through the nonsense since 1185" - This slogan pays homage to the historical legacy of the samurai, known for their dedication to honor, discipline, and cutting through obstacles. It showcases the samurai's ability to discern truth from falsehood and navigate through complex situations with clarity and precision. The reference to the year 1185 adds a touch of historical authenticity, reinforcing the enduring legacy of the samurai. The slogan carries a sense of assertiveness and confidence, suggesting that wearing this t-shirt signifies a person who possesses the wisdom and discernment of a samurai, unafraid to cut through the noise and get to the heart of the matter. It's a bold, impactful slogan that exudes strength, determination

Future marine biologist design with humpback whale for whale researchers, whale watchers and cetologists

Various sharks with bubbles in ocean

I don’t know Erin and neither do you, Erin.

Top secret blueprints for origami paper plane assembly. Internal distribution only! Best gift for engineering graduate, Lego master, a guy\gal that knows a thing or two about cubes and a4 sheets. Funny, nonsense t shirt design.

Top secret blueprints for origami paper plane assembly. Internal distribution only! Best gift for engineering graduate, Lego master, a guy\gal that knows a thing or two about cubes and a4 sheets. Funny, nonsense t shirt design.

Funny food design fitting Naan lovers who like memes and Indian food. Can also make a great Birthday or Christmas gift to your friends, family, boyfriend or girlfriend who also love Naan and sarcastic humor.

A bunch of bullshit, plainly speaking, but rather funny. If you try to understand it, perhaps you will get wiser.... Text courtesy of JA.

A perplexed looking bull calling you out.

Banana Jesus saves!

Noun: used to refer to something which is boring or without meaningful content. - Oxford dictionary

new show means new merch.

Wouldn't the world be a beautiful place if everyone just worried about their own gender? Okay, maybe not beautiful because, climate change. But still, better, right?

Imagine seeing the face of David, Michelangelo's famous sculpture, in a super surreal version. In this reinterpretation, the stretched face has five pairs of eyes that look in all directions at the same time. Each pair of eyes has a different personality, from looking for cheese to doing mathematical calculations. And there's even a pair of "guardian of surreality" eyes that keep things weird. This version of David seems to have predicted time travel and parallel dimensions. Anyone who looks at it wonders if he sees us or sees a future without logic. If you go to see it, take sunglasses, because you never know where those extra eyes will look!

Delicious

May your pants always be filled.....with Marshmellows

Love goblins? Want everyone to know how weird you are? Well here ya go!

appreciation to the customer for doing business

Are you the resident hoax debunker amongst your friend group? Or perhaps you know someone else who is? The perfect gift for the resident "hoax slayer". An original design by ThatsNonsense.com

A nonsensical runic pattern, I tend to use it as Dragonic script for dragon characters, can make some pretty patterns. XD