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Midlife Cyclist Retirement Plan. Biking is my new thing. I need help

Tags: midlife crisis, midlife cyclist, retirement plan, therapy, pedal power

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Midlife Cyclist Retirement Plan T-Shirt

by stuffbyjlim

$22 $16

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Matrix Funny Print

Tags: blue pill, funny quote, funny saying, hide the pain harold, humor

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Matrix: Red Pill Or Blue Pill T-Shirt

by SPACE ART & NATURE

$22 $16

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Middle-raged is middle-aged with attitude. The perfect gift for the person turning 50 in your life.

Tags: 50 something, 50 years old, 50 years old birthday gift, 50th birthday gift for women, 50th birthday ideas

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Middle-raged T-Shirt

by CarlottaBeautox

$22 $16

Nothing means anything and we're all gonna die T-Shirt

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Stay positive

Tags: depressive quote, were all gonna die, woke af, nothing means anything, existential

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Nothing means anything and we're all gonna die T-Shirt

by DeadInsideDesigns

$22 $16

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What would happen to Pinocchio if he never became a real boy and grew up into an adult puppet.

Tags: aging, beard, fairy tale, funny, growing old

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Pinocchio's Mid-Life Crisis T-Shirt

by ConidiArt

$22 $16

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Matrix Funny Print

Tags: blue pill, drugstore, funny quote, funny saying, humor

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Neo's Choice Funny Print T-Shirt

by SPACE ART & NATURE

$22 $16

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Turtle Power

Tags: 1980s cartoon, 1990s cartoons, 90s, 90s icon, anime

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Tired of feeling like your peers have suddenly become your parents or grandparents? Then this shirt is perfect for you! The funny and ironic graphic perfectly captures the feeling of bewilderment that comes with realizing you're not as young as you used to be. This shirt is perfect for everyday wear. A perfect gift for friends, family, or colleagues who appreciate humor and feel a little out of place like you!

Tags: adulting, birthday, boomer, christmas, feeling old

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It's weird being the same age as old people T-Shirt

by ShirtBricks

$22 $16

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For the easy riders, the biker Dads, and the bad boys and girls who are living the dream, on the weekend.

Tags: biker dad, biker gift, bikers gift, chopper, chopper motorcycle

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Weekend Warrior T-Shirt

by retropetrol

$22 $16

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I'm Not Like Most Teens I'm 47

Tags: 40s, 47, 47th birthday, funny sayings, humor

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I'm Not Like Most Teens I'm 47. T-Shirt

by hal mafhoum?

$22 $16

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Everything Is Fine

Tags: dead inside, existential crisis, faith, good vibe, happiness

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Everything Is Fine T-Shirt

by Trendsdk

$22 $16

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I'm Not Like Most Teens I'm 47

Tags: 40s, 47, 47th birthday, funny sayings, humor

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I'm Not Like Most Teens I'm 47 T-Shirt

by hal mafhoum?

$22 $16

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I'm Not Like Most Teens I'm 47

Tags: 40s, 47, 47th birthday, funny sayings, humor

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I'm Not Like Most Teens I'm 47 T-Shirt

by hal mafhoum?

$22 $16

Still Living it up on the Back Forty T-Shirt

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The Back Forty, a metaphor for life, is actually an uncultivated piece of land. One could say the last forty of one's life is also uncultivated, making it full of potential. So, why not live it up!

Tags: 40, back forty, back nine, forty, four wheeling

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Still Living it up on the Back Forty T-Shirt

by Blended Designs

$22 $16

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Lmao cannot mask your depression.

Tags: lmao, self deprecating, joke, humour, black comedy

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LMAO I hate myself T-Shirt

by Popstar Bowser

$22 $16

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Untranslatable words: torschlusßpanik A German word that literally means “gate-closing panic,” but usually implies something like “the fear of diminishing opportunities as one gets older.” Comes from the fear in the middle ages of being late to get inside the castle as they shut the gate for an impending attack by marauding hordes.

Tags: german, deutsch, word, torschlu panik, white

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torschlußpanik T-Shirt

by Suranyami

$22 $16

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Signal your status as a newly free.

Tags: again, alimony, celebration, divorce, freedom

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Happily Divorced, Free At Last! T-Shirt

by Solar Cross

$22 $16

Looking used but feeling new baby! T-Shirt

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This design is perfect for anyone experiencing middle age, midlife crisis, used car dealers or auction aficionados. Featuring bold scratchy letters that will jump out at the gym, the shop, the race, anywhere that old is new again.

Tags: retro, bold design, humor, typographic, vintage

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Looking used but feeling new baby! T-Shirt

by Knocking Ghost

$22 $16

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Everything Is Fine

Tags: faith, good vibe, happiness, im fine, inspirational

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Everything Is Fine T-Shirt

by Trendsdk

$22 $16

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Existential dread

Tags: existential, midlife crisis, crisis, anxiety, swirl

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Existential dread T-Shirt

by Hrose524

$22 $16

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Tags: rough, loud, typographic, vintage, retro

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Looking used but feeling new baby! T-Shirt

by Knocking Ghost

$22 $16

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Do you ever feel like you have been numbed by modern life? - The constant grind, the routine, the predatory marketing and the constant search for distraction. Have you arrived to the point where you no longer care? You are never going to be cool, but you can be you.

Tags: midlife, man, midlife crisis, ironic, irony

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Uncomfortably Numb (Unbranded) T-Shirt

by Art That Makes You Think

$22 $16

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This is a patch style piece featuring a bald man riding a bear. What’s not to love!?

Tags: animal, animals, bday, bears, cute

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Man Riding Bear T-Shirt

by LuckyCheetahStudios

$22 $16

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WCZR Code Zero Radio is an independent rock station based out of the Fox Cities, Wisconsin.

Tags: new rock new radio, high anxiety, ike arumba show, midlife crisis, fox cities core

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Code Zero Radio Logo T-Shirt

by Code Zero Radio

$22 $16

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It's never really over is it?! :/

Tags: midlife crisis, ugh, midlife angst, stress, anxiety

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Angst! T-Shirt

by gasponce

$22 $16

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities - funny Skelton T-Shirt

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities

Tags: work life humour, adulthood, adult humour, stressed, midlife crisis

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities - funny Skelton T-Shirt

by RedCrunch

$22 $16

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Life Begins at 40. Happy 40th birthday vintage worn retro racing car number design. Perfect for those hitting the big 4-0.

Tags: 40, birthday, distressed, forty, life begins at 40

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Life Begins at 40 T-Shirt

by Kev Brett Designs

$22 $16

Time to Reconsider My Life Choices T-Shirt

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I've reached the age where I am old enough to regret but young enough to possibly change for the better. It might be time to reconsider some of my life choices. Mid-life crises. Teen angst. Millennial malaise. I've got it all. Total package right here folks.

Tags: snarksharks, malaise, reconsider my life choices, midlife crisis, reconsider

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Time to Reconsider My Life Choices T-Shirt

by SnarkSharks

$22 $16

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It's middle-aged but with attitude. You're not over the hill, you're over the B.S.

Tags: 50 something, 50 year old, 50 year old birthday, 50 year old birthday gifts, 50th birthday

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Middle-raged T-Shirt

by CarlottaBeautox

$22 $16

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Where can I find other cycologist designs?

In addition to cycologist designs, you can explore the marketplace for midlife, humor, and birthday designs sold by independent artists.

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100% combed ringspun cotton. The perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, cotton type may vary for 2XL and 3XL sizes)

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