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Fat is not an Insult

LAZY J does not condone violence but (on occasion) is not against it either! :)

Funny Shakespearean Insult "Away with thee, thou goatish dizzy-eyes flapdragon" - not a literal quote, funny insult based on language of that era Perfect gift for fans of grandiloquent humor, Shakespeare, English and Drama students, teachers and fans Fans of grandiloquent humor and Shakespearean humor, corny old English language will enjoy this funny tee based on the language used in Shakespeare's time. Perfect gift for English students, English professors, anyone who reads or studies Shakespeare, classical theater.

Funny Shakespearean Insult "Away with thee, thou bootless boil-brained bugbear" - not a literal quote, funny insult based on language of that era Perfect gift for fans of grandiloquent humor, Shakespeare, English and Drama students, teachers and fans Fans of grandiloquent humor and Shakespearean humor, corny old English language will enjoy this funny tee based on the language used in Shakespeare's time. Perfect gift for English students, English professors, anyone who reads or studies Shakespeare, classical theater.

You are the human version of period cramps

A word play joke.

Designed and sold by IAKUKI

I already took a pain killer. Why are you still here?

Funny Shakespearean Insult "Away with thee, thou beslubbering bat-fowling bum-bailey" - not a literal quote, funny insult based on language of that era Perfect gift for fans of grandiloquent humor, Shakespeare, English and Drama students, teachers and fans Fans of grandiloquent humor and Shakespearean humor, corny old English language will enjoy this funny tee based on the language used in Shakespeare's time. Perfect gift for English students, English professors, anyone who reads or studies Shakespeare, classical theater.

Sarcastic Design - In Order to Insult Me I Must First Value Your Opinion is a great gift for all people who love sarcastic saying. Let´s show the others what you think about their opinion.

Despite The Look On My Face You're Still Talking. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Quote. This design is the perfect sarcastic gift for friends or family. Great on a T-Shirt, Hoodie or Tank Top. Perfect girls weekend group shirt.

This funny tee features a quote that says "In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though." It's a perfect way to show the world you have a thick skin and a good sense of humor.

Whether you excel on something or you have attributes that only a few have, it's sometimes worth bragging if other people are insecure of you! Not your fault, right?

In Order To Insult me I Must First Value Your Opinion Nice Try Though

Written in Japanese is Kusokurae （くそくらえ） which literally means eat shit. Let your inner Japanese out with this cool design!

Times are rough, times are hard... Here's your fuckin' Christmas card. A lovely sentiment for when you really want to send something special.

Embrace the iconic insult from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in 'Full Metal Jacket' with this unique tee. Featuring the unforgettable quote, 'You are so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece,' this design pays homage to one of cinema's most legendary moments. Show your love for military humor and movie history with this exclusive shirt.

PUTZ - Maybe you are one, maybe you know one, either way, makes a great gift for that certain person in your life. Get yours today!

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Before you criticize some, you should walk a mile in their shoes” design on your favorite apparel.

Scottish compliment!

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Eat Glass would make a great vanity license plate. It's David Rose's cutting comeback line he uttered to his sister Alexis, in an episode of Schitt's Creek. The registration sticker features the production code number of the episode in which the phrase was said. JAN 19 is the month and year the episode premiered.

WICK WICK WACK

It's kinda annoying when people stuff their noses in other people's businesses when they should just go off themselves. How about telling them that they should believe that mind is over matter, or maybe just they should mind their own damn matter.

I made this funky pop art style portrait of The Bard and an awesome Shakespearean insult.

I made this funky pop art style portrait of The Bard and an awesome Shakespearean insult.

Silly moo…Scottish style.

Come, come, you froward and unable worms! The Taming of the Shrew, Act 5, Scene 2

talk to the six-fingered hand

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In order for you to insult me I would first have to value your opinion.

Sarcasm Elements of Humor Periodic Table Graphic T-Shirt

Its Not My Middle Finger Its My Unicorn Fist - Black Hand

"In Order To Insult Me I Must First Value Your Opinion. Nice Try Though." - A funny quote and saying suitable for both men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor and sarcasm, it may offend some, yet it cleverly conveys that the speaker's opinion of the insulter is so low that their attempt at an insult falls flat like a joke. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.