Im Not Short T-Shirts

When short people are around, don't EVER talk about height

Yes You're not Short Express it to your friends and family with this funny design.

Yes You're not Short Express it to your friends and family with this funny design.

Yes You're not Short Express it to your friends and family with this funny design.

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buy this for your short friend!

The ultimate design for those who are vertically challenged yet mighty in spirit! Standing proud and declaring to the world, "I'm Not Short, I'm Just A Tall Dwarf," this is a whimsical ode to the power of personality over height. Embrace your inner giant in a pint-sized package!

Celebrate your vertically challenged awesomeness with our "I'm Not Short, I'm Just More Down to Earth Than Most People" design. This shirt is not just an article of clothing; it's a wearable declaration of confidence, humor, and a stylish embrace of your unique height perspective.

For your vertically challenged friends

This adorable owl saying 'I'm not short, I'm just more down to Earth than most people' makes a cute animal pun gift for anyone in your life who loves animals & funny puns! Any short person in your life would love this cute gag owl gift for their birthday or as a present for no reason at all!

If this cute flightless aquatic bird adores you then you will love this I'm Not Short I'm Penguin Size art that is cool for men, women, boys, girls, youths, and teens. Penguin themed for dad, mom, husband, and wife that are veterinarians or vet assistants.

Embrace the enchantment of the season with our delightful design featuring a cute and funny short gnome donning an orange hat, nestled among a charming array of pumpkins and the gentle fall of autumn leaves. This whimsical artwork is a perfect blend of Halloween and Thanksgiving vibes, making it an ideal addition to your holiday decor or a unique gift for short-statured friends who appreciate a good laugh. Gnome enthusiasts and those with a penchant for playful short people jokes will adore this design, which proudly declares, "I'm not short, I'm gnome-sized." Embrace the magic of autumn with a touch of humor and gnome charm.

"Life is Short and So Am I" is a humorous celebration of self-acceptance and confidence. This typography design embraces the beauty of being short and proud.

Dive into a world of cuteness with our "I'm Not Short, I'm Penguin Sized" design! This irresistibly charming kawaii penguin, sporting a vibrant Native American Indian hat and indigenous feathers, brings a smile to everyone who sees it. Perfect for those with a great sense of humor about their height, this design playfully embraces the idea that being 'penguin-sized' is just as awesome.

Short People are Superior

The ultimate design for those who are vertically challenged yet mighty in spirit! Standing proud and declaring to the world, "I'm Not Short, I'm Just A Tall Dwarf," this is a whimsical ode to the power of personality over height. Embrace your inner giant in a pint-sized package!

Great I'm Not Short, I'm Fun Size! Short People Funny Saying design for joke lover, and funny people. Give this I'm Not Short, I'm Fun Size! Short People Funny Saying design to dad, father, mom, brother, husband, wife, boyfriend, uncle, son, grandpa, girlfriend, mother, buddy, friend on Birthday/Christmas Day.

Short Girl Appreciation Day — don’t come up short on ways to celebrate the small ladies in your life! If you’re a short girl yourself, you know the genetic lottery you’ve won — they always make cute shoes in smaller sizes, your feet are never going to hang off the bed, and there are even health benefits associated with being a little vertically challenged. Go shorty, it’s your holiday!

If You Think I'm Short You Should See My Patience nice gift for women wife girl mom

life is short and so am i

The best design for short people everywhere

Embrace the power of being vertically blessed with our 'Short Girls' tee. This quirky design celebrates the divine perfection of petite frames, reminding us that God stops growth precisely when we reach our flawlessly compact form. Flaunt your confidence and humor in this playful statement piece

Funny design for all of us short people

I'm Not Short I'm Just More Down To Earth Than Most People. Funny tee for any boy, girl who is not tall. I am not tall but I am smart funny tee for your son, daughter. I want to be down to earth so I am short funny tee for your family, friends, couple.

Yes, I'm a Manlet and No, I won't fit in your Pocket

If this cute flightless aquatic bird adores you then you will love this I'm Not Short I'm Penguin Size art that is cool for men, women, boys, girls, youths, and teens. Penguin themed for dad, mom, husband, and wife that are veterinarians or vet assistants.

A hilarious design that's perfect for all the vertically challenged champions out there. Whether you're the life of the party or the one who stands out in a crowd, this design is tailor-made for those who know that good things come in small packages – or, in this case, packages that are more down to earth!

wait for me i have little legs Wait For Me I Have Little Legs, this is a great gift for short person, this saying will get laughs and your friends will love it. funny short person humor quote gift for short person. Looking for the ideal gift for a shorter friend or family member? Discover the perfect thoughtful presents make everyday life more convenient, this is the best 'Gift for Short people.

wait for me i have little legs Wait For Me I Have Little Legs, this is a great gift for short person, this saying will get laughs and your friends will love it. funny short person humor quote gift for short person. Looking for the ideal gift for a shorter friend or family member? Discover the perfect thoughtful presents make everyday life more convenient, this is the best 'Gift for Short people.

wait for me i have little legs Wait For Me I Have Little Legs, this is a great gift for short person, this saying will get laughs and your friends will love it. funny short person humor quote gift for short person. Looking for the ideal gift for a shorter friend or family member? Discover the perfect thoughtful presents make everyday life more convenient, this is the best 'Gift for Short people.

Every Short Girl Needs a Tall Best Friend

That's right! Natural selection, right? If you're so tall then you must eat tree leaves instead!

A statement piece that's here to school anyone who underestimates the power of a short stature and an infinite reserve of patience! With the bold proclamation, "If You Think I'm Short, You Should See My Patience," this design is a masterclass in wit, charm, and the fine art of standing tall in the face of height-based judgment!

wait for me i have little legs Wait For Me I Have Little Legs, this is a great gift for short person, this saying will get laughs and your friends will love it. funny short person humor quote gift for short person. Looking for the ideal gift for a shorter friend or family member? Discover the perfect thoughtful presents make everyday life more convenient, this is the best 'Gift for Short people.

“Great things come in small packages”, National Short Person Day is on December 22. Whether you’re tall and have short people in your life, or you yourself are short, it’s a time to celebrate. On this day, own your shortness and have fun with the short people in your life.

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