If I Were You T-Shirts

Would you still love me if I was a worm?

If I Knew The Way I Would Take You Home

Simple white letters on black background: "If you see someone with cake, call me." Keep your eyes open. I'll take lemon drizzle, red velvet, vanilla with sprinkles, a Sachertorte with fresh strawberries, whatever's going. Caaaake.

All jokes aside, to me seizing the cheese means to take advantage of the opportunities you find in life. They don't come along very often, so don't be a diva roach coward! and SEIZE THAT CHEESE! you have nothing to lose. TODAH!

This hilarious gun & bullets design says "just the tip, I promise!" and is perfect for any patriotic gun owner who would appreciate the play on words about the tip of their rights! Great gift idea for any staunch supporter of the second amendment!

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Karen Walker from "Will & Grace", as usual says what we all want to say but don't dare. She is a QUEEN!

Vintage Retro If You Hurt My Dog I Can Make Your Death Look Like An Accident. Funny Dachshund Dog tee for any Dachshund dog lover and Dachshund owner.

I Farted While You Were Talking

it's okay if you don't like cooking, It's a smart people hobby anyway

IYKYK...

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Funny D20 Design that reads: "If You Can See Me I Failed My Stealth Check". That's just right for a Tabletop Gamer who really enjoys playing Board Games.

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DESIGN ON THE THEME OF FALL FOR BIRTHDAY T-SHIRT GIFT

A dark blue storm cloud with yellow lightning bolts coming out of the bottom and top. White words over the cloud say "it will be much easier if you just always assume that I am in pain"

Looking for a way to make your husband, wife, or partner smile. Maybe you know someone in need of a last minute costume, cosplay, or at least something festive to wear. These pumpkin butt cheeks will bring laughter to any adult Halloween spooky or Fall season event in your life.

if you can read this i'm not last

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Get a little excited about this beast of a shirt!

If you want to be the epitome of obscure, I'm talking so obscure, even Jake and Amir might not get this reference, then you should seize this tee. It is a reference to 0zMovies animated tidbit of the Jake and Amir podcast. I just couldn't resist. I doubt this'll be a big sell, but for anyone wanting to be 'different', this shirt is for you.

if you steal my catalytic converter i will kill myself, bumper sticker

Oops, I did it again.

A super cute design of a happy little worm surrounded by stars, asking this very important question

Yes, I Am Autistic Autism Awareness

Alright mister, what do you think you’re doing? You call this a room? This is a pig-sty. I want you to straighten up this area now!!! You are a disgusting slob!!! Stand up straight! Tuck in that shirt! Adjust that belt buckle, tie those shoes! Twisted Sister!? What is that? Wipe that smile off your face. Do you understand!!! What is that?!?! A Twisted Sister pin?!?! On your uniform?!?! What kind of a man are you?! You’re worthless and weak. You do nothing! You are nothing! You sit in here and play that sick, repulsive, electric twanger! I carried an M-16, and YOU-YOU carry that, that guitarrr! Who are you?! Where do you come from?! Are you listening to me?!?! What do you wanna do with your life?!

Doobs and Carrot Slat! That's right, Thomas and Ben together on If I Were You! This design shows us what it would look like if Ben and Thomas made the podcast.

What if i told you 5G is totally safe. Pros and cons on the fifth generation networks technology. Minimalist text art on black background, typewriter font style. Intelligent people against conspiracy.

Salesman feeling a little cocky? Great gift for your sales team and your favorite Closer!

Funny sales shirt about sales Closing. An excellent gift for sellers from all areas. Ideal for your favorite closer! Closer T-shirts creates exclusive designs for any salesperson proud to be called a <Closer>; women and men who get things done, who are fierce, hustlers, grinders and doers. Here's another exclusive design! Show the world what a Master Closer can do! Online sales - Shipping worldwide!

This Saint Patrick's let the Shenanigans begin with this fun "Irish You Were Beer" Drinking retro vintage distressed tee. Celebrate St. Paddy's in style with this fun beer drinking tee. Features a Beer / Irish clover Design w/ a Lucky shamrock. Celebrate the Shenanigans w/ this Beer, Irish flag, charm & Shamrocks Festive Design. It's perfect for celebrating w/ friends & family this Saint Patrick's Day. Also makes a good gift for those that love drinking, Irish or celebrating Saint Patrick's day.

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A classic sarcastic design for those who have gained weight in quarantine and wish not to change it.

If You Cut Off My Reproductive Choiuce, Can I Cut Off Yours? Fair is fair, right? An equal exchange? Oh, suddenly you feel uncomfortable with someone dictating your reproductive choices? Interesting.

keep distance - if i can turn around and punch you in the face youre too close

if i say i love you consider me drunk