Historian T-Shirts

Vintage painting of traditional Japanese women courtesans holding a fan with elaborate hair ornaments by Utamaro Kitagawa

Apres Moi, Le Deluge

The Kiss Brancusi Sculpture

Herodotus was an ancient Greek historian who was born in Halicarnassus in the Persian Empire. He is known for having written the book The Histories, a detailed record of his "inquiry" on the origins of the Greco-Persian Wars.

Funny Genealogy Quote Genealogy Is Like Doing A Jigsaw Puzzle Without The Box Top.

Orca with Edward Abbey quote: Anarchism is democracy taken seriously.

Best selling design on the internet! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm happy to make custom modifications to this design! (just message me)

Looking for a good laugh? Our collection of funny t-shirts is sure to make you smile. From clever puns to silly graphics, we've got something for everyone. These shirts are perfect for expressing your personality, making a statement, or just brightening up your day. Our tees are made with high-quality materials, so they're comfortable and durable. Whether you're looking for a gift or just want to treat yourself, you'll find the perfect funny shirt in our collection.

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Famous Tiger I, German World War II heavy tank, used in 1942 in Africa and Europe, usually in independent heavy tank battalions. His final designation was Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger Ausf. Excellent gift for fans of World War II tanks, geeks, enthusiasts, historians, military, soldiers, veterans, model builders, fans and anyone who loves military design. Perfect for use during an army exercise. Great gift for WWII fans.

Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 3rd Earl Russell, OM FRS was a British philosopher, logician, mathematician, historian, writer, social critic, political activist, and Nobel laureate.

Introverted but willing to discuss the Voynich Manuscript

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Don't Make Me Repeat Myself, Funny History Teacher

A cute version of a medieval monkey playing the trumpet drawing. Perfect design for historians and history lovers.

The War of 1812 lasted for a few years. Show your history knowledge with this funny history shirt.

Genealogy Is Like Doing A Jigsaw Puzzle Without The Box Top with Text Style Black Font

This shirt is perfect for any WWII enthusiast! Whether going to a war museum, meeting up with friends, or simply showing your passion for history, this shirt is an amazing choice.

If you've ever thought to yourself, "Goddamn I just love that podcast, Tell Me Something Weird, and I NEED IT ON MY CHEST YESTERDAY," you can finally exhale. This shirt is guaranteed to cover your chest, depending on the size you order. AND, if you want this on a black background, shop our other design, mmmmkay?

My cute and colorful version of "The Flower Girl Fanchonette" by John Ingram.

Dutch artist Johannes Vermeer's masterpiece, Girl with the Pearl Earring, rendered in subtle, muted sepia tones with touches of colour. This unique design that blends into the background will appeal to art lovers, art students, teachers and historians. NOTE: Stickers are transparent and need to be placed on a black or dark background.

Funny History Teacher Design that reads: "I Turn Coffee Into History Education". That's just right for a History Teacher who loves to drink Coffee.

The logo from The Family Histories Podcast series.

Funny Genghis Khan, World Domination Zen Meditation

Genealogy I Seek Dead People Genealogist

best gift for History lover

Our classic logo, now emblazoned on more merch than ever before!

A cuter version of medieval woman reading a book. Perfect for historians and history nerds.

T-shirts and gifts for Civil War and American history fan from the largest battle in Florida, the Battle of Olustee in 1865. Get t-shirts, mugs, and other gifts for the history buff.

This is the voice of the Mystorians! A tee-shirt paying homage to the weird history podcast of the same name, the imagery combines all the favourite themes of the Mystorians themselves: the as-yet undeciphered Rongorongo script of Rapa Nui (famous for it's equally mysterious Moai heads), the jade mask of the Olmec culture (the first Mezoamerican civilisation, who were as mysterious to the Aztecs and Maya as they are to us today), and a freaky carnivorous plant (based off a Venus Flytrap, but made a little more... man eating...). All represent the crossover between history and mystery and that is the zone where the Mystorians thrive.

This is an early alternate logo design for the show. It's for the listener who's not afraid of color and was into the show before it was cool.

Instead of Googling the 6 C's of History every time you want to reference them with students or friends, now you can just look at the sticker on your laptop or water bottle! And now with CONTINUITY ADDED, because that's how we do it at Dig!

George Stanley McGovern (July 19, 1922 – October 21, 2012) was an American historian, author, U.S. Representative, U.S. Senator, and the Democratic Party presidential nominee in the 1972 presidential election. McGovern grew up in Mitchell, South Dakota, where he was a renowned debater. He volunteered for the U.S. Army Air Forces upon the country's entry into World War II and as a B-24 Liberator pilot flew 35 missions over German-occupied Europe. Among the medals bestowed upon him was a Distinguished Flying Cross for making a hazardous emergency landing of his damaged plane and saving his crew. After the war he gained degrees from Dakota Wesleyan University and Northwestern University, culminating in a PhD, and was a history professor....