Horse Tongs (military grade, light) T-Shirt
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designed and sold by Jacksnaps
We have large need for Automated Tom Tongs-Temperance Regulation (ATT2R) Designed for the singular purpose of monitoring and restricting Tom's time with the Horse Tongs, ATT2R employs state-of-the-art Tong Diagnostics and edge-verified behavioral modification techniques. The system leverages patented Tong Tracking Technology (triple-T) including custom infrared tong-print scanning and RFID-enabled tong tracking to identify Horse Tongs have been activated by Tom (not safe) Upon detecting tong handling, ATT2R activates the multi-phase sequence: Phase 1: Loud alarm and flashing "Unhand the Tongs, Tom" Phase 2: Tom-cream is spread on diffuse surface causing "Unhand the Tongs" Phase 3: Tong jail Thanks.
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