Galactic Hitchhikers

Panic!

Save your planet, humans!

42!

Giving hope to humanity

Sorry!

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

Hope you like it!!!

42 is always the answer!

If there's one thing that The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy has taught me, it's that the Babel Fish is probably the oddest thing in the universe. Well and that the Earth is mostly harmless... And that dolphins are far more intelligent than we thought... Oh, and that the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is the best drink in existence... And not forgetting that a towel is the most massively useful thing a hitch hiker can carry.

It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell.

Like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

Unthinkable, undoable, ineffable.

In space, no one can hear you whistle...

The answer to everything.

If I had just one last wish I would like a tasty fish So long, and thanks for all the fish

Needed to be.

"I wonder if it will be friends with me."

The logo for the Best Drink in Existence, invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox himself! Lovingly hand-made vector graphic, based on the design from the 1981 BBC TV series

"It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity." - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

...and carry a towel!

...“Forty-two,” said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”

Time is indeed a Illusion an definitely needs to be longer, or does it

“But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “Yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

The best Marvin the Paranoid android quote ever.

Megadodo Publications, of Ursa Minor Beta, publishers of that wholly remarkable book The Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy. Don't Panic!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

Hoping to be first against the wall when the revolution comes? Then you’ll want one of these fine Sirius Cybernetics Corp products. Based on the logo from the 1980s BBC TV series, and tested on only consenting A.I.s

It was clear, humans aren't so clear...

The Don't Panic. Inspired by the book and 2005 movie "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". This tee, a towl and your all good...

The second part of my personal tribute to Douglas Adam's, a man who knew the importance of traveling with a Towel

“Ground! Ha! I wonder if it’ll be friends with me? Hello, Ground!”