Galactic Hitchhikers

"I wonder if it will be friends with me."

The logo for the Best Drink in Existence, invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox himself! Lovingly hand-made vector graphic, based on the design from the 1981 BBC TV series

"It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity." - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

...and carry a towel!

...“Forty-two,” said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”

Time is indeed a Illusion an definitely needs to be longer, or does it

“But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “Yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

A tribute to Douglas Adams

The best Marvin the Paranoid android quote ever.

Megadodo Publications, of Ursa Minor Beta, publishers of that wholly remarkable book The Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy. Don't Panic!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

Deep Thought and the Answer Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Hoping to be first against the wall when the revolution comes? Then you’ll want one of these fine Sirius Cybernetics Corp products. Based on the logo from the 1980s BBC TV series, and tested on only consenting A.I.s

"Looking up into the night sky is looking into infinity—distance is incomprehensible and therefore meaningless." —Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

It was clear, humans aren't so clear...

The Don't Panic. Inspired by the book and 2005 movie "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". This tee, a towl and your all good...

Landing on the Heart of Gold is like… well like being a SOFA! Another famous quote from your hitchhiking human Arthur Dent.

Always loved Hitchhikers guide and even though the movie wasn't a great success, it had great actors and fantastic design.

Small, yellow, leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe... THE BABEL FISH! Translating for you sentences that you would never like to understand, like: “Your planet is scheduled for demolition” and “Oh my God, we are headed into the Sun”! Warning: it may also translate terrible Vogon poetry.

I’m sure you feel the same way about Thursdays as Arthur Dent – This Must Be Thursday, I can never get the hang of Thursdays. If you’re a fan of the Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy you’ll know. Oh and I threw in a token towel.

The second part of my personal tribute to Douglas Adam's, a man who knew the importance of traveling with a Towel

“Ground! Ha! I wonder if it’ll be friends with me? Hello, Ground!”

Life, universe and everything

"The very opening of Hitchhiker's Guide tells us how unimportant we all are. It starts with a mix of scientific terms: the western spiral arm of the galaxy is unfashionable, the sun has an unimportant planet at a distance of 92 million miles, and so on. If you know your astronomy, you know that's us. How often do we get a look at our planet from such a cold, distant, scientific viewpoint?"

When Arthur, Marvin, and Fenny (of Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) travelled to see God's Final Message to His Creation, they felt a great sense of peace: "We apologise for the inconvenience." Share and enjoy the message, too.

The answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Hitchhiker's motto

‘Oh no, not again!’ is the only thought that went through Agrajag’s mind in his very short reincarnation as a bowl of pentunias. A tribute to Douglas Adams' classic book the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The ideal thing for Towel Day.

Marvin the paranoid android

Gargle blaster

If you’re anything like Zaphod Beeblebrox (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy) you don’t actually have A heart of gold, so you stole it so you could have THE heart of gold. Which might be just as good because it can do some pretty cool stuff. Powered by an Infinite Improbability Drive the Heart of Gold is the only ship that Zaphod could use to get to Magrathea, in style. Another design that’s part of my ‘Weird Scifi Quotes’ collection.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturitions are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and slipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don’t. For those wondering: "IP BD" stands for "Iambic Pentameter Be Damned". ;)