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You'll never find a more wretched hive of...

Mos Eisley's got nothing on you.

You will never find a more wretched hove of scum and villainy!

Mos Eisley was a spaceport on the desert planet of Tatooine. It was located on the Great Mesra Plateau, north of Anchorhead, and southeast of the Jundland Wastes. The spaceport, while lacking a primary landing facility, contained 362 hangars in which arrivals could berth. The city had wide, sandy streets and many buildings of various sizes. Mos Eisley was home to various species of aliens from throughout the galaxy.

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the Mos Eisley Spaceport. Also, there's a live jazz band.

Come to see the beautiful [twin] sunset, stay for a thousand years

Scum and Villainy, Kenner style.

A little retro style for your favorite cantina!

thank you for visiting!

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the Mos Eisley Spaceport. Also, there's a live jazz band.

A wretched hive indeed!

Come to see the beautiful [twin] sunset, stay for a thousand years

Have you been to the spaceport cantina?

wretched hive of scum and villainy

A wretched hive of scum and villainy.

A major spaceport on Tatooine, Mos Eisley was once wisely described as a wretched hive of scum and villainy. The famously lawless port on the surface of the desert world was once home to Hutt servants, rogues and smugglers of all species, lowlifes and fugitives, and desperate people trying to make a living any way they could. Whether one visited during the Clone Wars or under Imperial rule, in Mos Eisley, money talked (in various denominations) and questions weren’t asked.

Abstract art inspired by early days of life in the army and "Just One Fix" Ministry. Original copperplate etching

Proud member of the hive of scum and villainy shirt, Funny Star Wars shirt, Logo Parody

Ain't no party like a Tatooine party!

Pride of the outer rim, two suns of fun!

A brand new series of shirt designs based on my popular "Kenner Collector" series of vinyl decals.

If you need to pick up some power converters, I know a guy.

Come on by! And leave the droids at home!

Chalmun's Spaceport Cantina, also known simply as Chalmun's Cantina, or as the Mos Eisley Cantina, was a drinking and dining establishment located in the city of Mos Eisley on the desert world of Tatooine. Although a dimly lit tavern known for frequent outbreaks of violence, it was a popular stopping point for pilots, smugglers, bounty hunters, alien misfits, and renegades.

A LOTTA sand, and two suns of fun.

Mos Eisley? Take the next right.

A long time ago on a moisture farm I call home. No matter what star system you're from, you can always be from the star farthest from the center of the galaxy.

Scum and Villainy, Tattooine, Funny Star Wars shirt.

Mos Eisley design