Noid Merch

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That pesky Noid.

That pesky Noid.

For years you've avoided the Noid, but now he's back with a vengeance! Grab your ode to the classic pizza mascot today.

Better not get this guy annoyed!

Avoid The Noid - The Flop House

Love Domino's and cold pizza? This is the shirt for you. Domino's famous slogan "Avoid the Noid" means nothing to you. You actively search for the Noid to ruin your pie.

Fun fact: The Noid was voiced by Pons Maar, who also played the lead Wheeler in the terrifying "Return to Oz" movie!

AVOID THE NOID shirt

Remember Domino's mascot from the 80s and 90s, The Noid? Well remember to Avoid the Noid!

Pizza Time

Back from the dead and manifesting all the challenges inherent in getting a pizza delivered in less than 30 minutes. Uber Eats feel free to reach out for licensing inquiries.

For years you've avoided the Noid, but now he's back with a vengeance! Are You A Noid Yet? Grab your ode to the classic pizza mascot today.

The Noid Logo-proof-

Noid Logo

A shirt honoring everyone's favorite psycho cyborg.

Avoid the Noid!

Don't Be Parrot-noid Funny Bird Parrot Pun features a parrot reminding us not to be paranoid . Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute bird parrot puns.

Avoid The Noid

Listen up freakshow! We've got ourselves a game of truth or consequences, yeah, to see what you're made of, yeah, a means of getting to find out WHAT EXACTLY YOU'RE MADE OF, Dig it?!? CUP O' MARINARA IN THE BIG TIME, the dough will always RISE TO THE TOP. Always savory, never stale! I am the Pizza Man! OOOOH YEAH! This loving tribute to two 80s icons of both the squared circle and the squared box containing a circle is brought to you by the Church of Cheesy Crust and Latter Day Toppings. DIG IT!

After his mascot days, he learned some new skillz

Domihut pizza delivers!

Don't Be Parrot-noid Funny Bird Parrot Pun features a parrot reminding us not to be paranoid . Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute bird parrot puns.