Murder Merch

A Murder most FOWL!

Let Hamtaro motivate you. (◕‿◕✿)

I guess they just... Lost their head.

Two proud children looking at a suitcase with blood and bloody hand prints on it. Sitting in the middle of a vintage-decorated living room.

Murder She Wrote

Jessica Fletcher - the crime busting novelist.

The horribly slow murderer with the extremely cool tshirt.

only one

Six suspects and a butler all seeming to be very anxious about something...

Attempted murder

Cabot Cove Murder Capital of the World

Original artwork done in ink.

Psych crime scene filled with quotes

This clothing will totally communicate that you do not want to murder anyone, just like you want them to think.

Attempted murder, two crows

Help Me Hide the Body Funny Horror Murder Quote Hide the Extra Parts Murderer Crime Making a Murderer Serial Killer Killer Horror Murder House Quote

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of chickens?

It's not easy planning a murder. It takes Smarts. Guts. Determination. A will to do the worst thing imaginable. And a minimum of three or more crows in the same area.

A group of crows is called a MURDER.

The perfect gift for the horror movie buff in your life!

Keep it in.

Hope you like it.

Murder She Wrote - Fletcher

This is metal for fish This one's called Murmaid-er It's about mermaid murder MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER

The 2007 film.

Manson Bundy Dahmer Ramirez

Premeditated Murder of Crows

Attempted Murder

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder” design on apparel and gifts.

Inspired by the greatest film of all time, "Clue" (1985), this rendering of The Last Supper incorporates all of the suspects from the film, their weapons, the victims, and plenty more details that the eagle-eyed fan will enjoy. This original art piece is by Mike DiFrancisco.

Mashup up the Charlotte Hornets logo and Ghostface from Scream, as the murder hornet!

Attempted Murder, Humor Joke

2020 is now the year of the murder hornets. What a time to be alive.

Murder She Wrote is back in all-new animated adventures.

Murder shows and comfy clothes.

Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!