Humor Quote Magnets

Ask the big questions with this funny / dark tee

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” ― George Carlin

Some good advice this turned out to be.

Letterkenny coach

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Save the drama for your Brahma

We all know the line, "YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS". Classic distressed vintage original by TeeCreations.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye--or an i, the imaginary number missing from this equation gone wrong. The perfect gift for math teachers, or for anyone who enjoys a geeky pun.

Funny headache quote.

I'm sure everything will work out!

Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself It's Not Worth Jail Funny Sarcastic Tee Shirt

As though they wish to see a glimpse of what the heat would be like Hades, old folks move to Florida in their retirement years. They have air-conditioning, but rarely use it. They eat dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon and squabble amongst themselves. And when their kids come to visit, they lay out the sofa bed with the annoying bar running down the centre of the mattress, denying any living thing a good night's sleep.

Maybe not the first, maybe not the second, but I'm trying my best

Some holy smack talk for you all...

Sarcastic Humor That Awkward Moment

Jasmine Masters catchphrase

She is his lobster too!

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

Have a great conversation with short people without ever saying a word, all thanks to TextyTeez Wear Words!

WTF

Holy Roller T-Shirt. Jesus Roller Skates Skating Shirt for Holy Skaters, rollerskaters, christians and Jesus fans everywhere. Original Holy Roller Shirt Design featuring classic Jesus on Roller skates funny artwork.

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?

I hate being summoned to these things for no reason.

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It

Wise words (somewhat) passed down from father to son. Take yourself back to a simpler time brought to you by a true comedy legend!

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

Your effort counts!

Some People Need A High Five Sarcastic

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

A worthy medal for you

Funny Jesus Meme with Quote I Saw That.

I'm Your Huckleberry (vintage distressed look)

Don't let people happen when you wear this design by Tommy Devoid.