Unfortunate Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.

Unofficial fan art

Unlucky.

Look Away! I highly suggest you buy any other shirt as this one is to grisly

Olaf, Violet, Klaus and Sunny standing in front of the books that made them famous.

One of the best Disney villains around, Ursula the Sea Witch. Be sure to tag me with #jiinnxxy or @jiinnxxy on Instagram! I’d love to see your pictures!

This piece is part of my "Chillin Villains" series, in which I imagine what some of my favorite bad guys do in their downtime. I think Ursula would love to be hanging out with her pets, and cooking up something wickedly delicious ;)

UNFORTUNATE

The boss is on a roll! My stylish take on everyone's favorite sea witch.

due to unfortunate circumstances i'm here design

Benefits Supervisor Sleeping/Ursula the Sea Witch

a series of bad luck

Those poor unfortunate souls!

Due to Unfortunate Circumstances, I am Awake

Ariel always wanted those...what do you call them...legs to be where the people are, but after a hot long day at the park, she'd be singing like Ursula - complaining about her poor unfortunate "soles!"

Not funny? not mine!

“At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.”

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Logo of the V.F.D from A series of Unfortunate events.

Look Away

Due To Unfortunate Circumstances I'm Awake

Nothing but horror and inconvenience await the Baudelaire orphans at the hands of Count Olaf and his ever many disguises.

But there's no happy endings Not here and not now This tale is all sorrows and woes You dream that justice And peace win the day, But that's not how the story goes

If you are looking for a happy little shirt, you'll need to look elsewhere.

UH OH! I'm gonna do a sneaky thing, and throw a new contender in the ring!

Poor Unfortunate Souls on top of a golden shell and surrounded by tenticles

The boss is on a roll! This design inspired by the Sea Witch herself is perfect for your next trip to Walt Disney World an will have any fan of The Little Mermaid screaming for joy, that is, if they haven't already succumbed to Ursula's powers.

It's time to get that fortune!

There is a much more pleasant shirt elsewhere.

Life is full of disappointment:)

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am sober. This will likely be rectified sometime around lunch on Friday.