Mst3k Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Is it a teen-ager who strangles? Or a person who strangles teen-agers? Who knows? Who cares? It's a cheesy early '60s low-budget horror film glorifying drag racing, bike stealing and forgotten fashion trends. Yipe Stripes!

For most, Manos: Hands of Fate is their favorite MST3K episode, but Eegah holds a special place in my heart. "Watch out for snakes!" This is the Mystery Science Theater episode I can always rewatch.

It's that guy from the low-budget, cheesy, 1950s sci-fi flic "Teenagers From Outer Space." Definitely not a humanitarian.

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Gamera vs Zigra

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

nothing but love for the MST3K team! each one!

The Deep Hurting MST3K Turkey day varient for 2021

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Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Next Sunday A.D...

"Now ya got the beat! That's the latest craze! You're so cool & neat! That's what cats are wearin' nowadays." The pop tune hit from "Teen-age Strangler" as seen on MST3K

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Here's Crow from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 reimagined as a rubber duck!

King Bavarro boldly & aggressively welcomes you to his home planet of Posita! Along with its sister gypsy moon, Negato, this galactic wanderer is an astronomical phenomena. Let's hope it doesn't crash into something.

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Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

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Devil Fish

Here's Gypsy from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 reimagined as a rubber duck!

Here's Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 reimagined as a rubber duck!

CASTLETON (Time Chasers)

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

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Comic book style Pumaman design. That infamous "hero" who flies awkwardly as if he came out of a classic comic.

This shirt, hand-signed by Jonah, Kinga, and Max, certifies officially that you managed successfully the horrible task of binge-watching the binge-made Mystery Science Theater Season 12. Congratulations!

2021 Mystery Science Theater 3000 turkey day celebration shirt featuring Turkey Volume Guessing man

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

Inspired by the classic Frankie Goes To Hollywood t-shirts of the '80s!

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Think You Can Take Me? Go Ahead On.

Especially while giant hunting in the mountains of Palm Springs.

The Touch of Satan Movie Poster